The staunchly conservative members of the Freedom Caucus have issued a call for a nationwide boycott of calendars in protest against the upcoming June Pride Month. Citing concerns about the “assault on straight…
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Orlando, FL – The happiest place on Earth has become a hotbed of controversy as conservatives find themselves scandalized by a woman daring to wear pants while working at Disney World. The incident,…
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Chick-fil-A, the beloved fast-food chain known for its crispy and succulent chicken, has announced a groundbreaking decision that is sure to shake up the poultry industry. After hiring a Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion…
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NASA has announced the existence of intelligent extraterrestrial life forms actively seeking Earth citizenship. These otherworldly beings, affectionately referred to as “UFOs” by Earthlings, have allegedly expressed an overwhelming desire to participate in…
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a seemingly ordinary school field trip to the local zoo took an uproarious twist when the resident animals staged a protest demanding equal rights. The incident, which unfolded yesterday at the Pleasantville Zoo,…
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The nation’s leaders have finally reached a deal on the ever-looming debt ceiling crisis. After weeks of intense negotiations, finger-pointing, and head-scratching, the men and women in Washington have found a solution that…
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In a stunning display of progressive linguistics, liberals have unveiled a groundbreaking new term to replace the allegedly non-inclusive word “boycott.” The term, dubbed “nonconformity celebration,” aims to eliminate any perceived gender bias…
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Conservatives across the nation have found themselves in a quandary after exhausting their repertoire of companies to boycott. In a bid to express their dissent, these individuals have resorted to an unlikely fashion…
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Texas Enforces Mandatory Ten Commandments Movie Screenings for Students: “Thou Shalt Watch…Forever!”
Austin, TX – In a stunning display of reverence for the divine, Texas lawmakers have recently passed a groundbreaking law that mandates all students in public schools to watch the timeless cinematic masterpiece,…
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Aimed at promoting inclusivity and honoring a wider range of influential individuals, Democrats have put forth an extraordinary proposal to expand Mount Rushmore. The plan, led by progressive politicians, suggests the inclusion of…
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