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Because sometimes shouting into the void isn’t enough.

Have a hot tip, a cold take, or just need to tell us we’re what’s wrong with America? You’ve come to the right place. Whether you’re a whistleblower, keyboard warrior, concerned citizen, or bored intern with Wi-Fi access, we’d love to pretend we read your message.

Reach out if:

  • You spotted a politician doing something accidentally honest
  • Your HOA declared martial law
  • You have a story that smells like truth but tastes like nonsense
  • You’d like to advertise on the only site brave enough to publish your uncle’s conspiracy theory in 4K

Go ahead, say something. We might even write back.