A California elementary school in the city of Los Angeles has sent a student home for wearing a cross necklace, citing concerns that it may offend non-Christian students in the school. According to…
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JD Vance is heading to the Vatican for Pope Leo XIV’s first mass. He claims he’s coming in peace. Rome is lighting extra candles anyway.…
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Pope Leo XIV has customized his quarters with a Walter Payton Fathead, Da Bears posters, and a side of Midwestern reverence. Heaven, meet Soldier Field.…
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Chicago-born Robert Prevost becomes Pope Leo XIV, but his hometown isn’t waiting for formalities. He’s Da Pope now and the deep dish is holy.…
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Trump’s long-awaited UK trade deal was upstaged by white smoke from the Vatican announcing a new pope. He’s not taking it well.…
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Vatican confirms the white smoke seen over the Sistine Chapel wasn’t for a new pope, but rather the incineration of the Epstein client list. Divine timing or strategic smokescreen?…
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The Vatican’s papal smoke tradition was briefly interrupted after a pizza chef accidentally smoked out the conclave. Vatican confirms: no pope, just pepperoni.…
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Trump posts AI image of himself as Pope days after Francis’ funeral, declares himself the new spiritual leader “with better robes and way more charisma.”…
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In an unexpected turn of events, the organizers of the Paris 2024 Olympics have issued an apology for what some have deemed an excessively fabulous display during the opening ceremonies. The glitzy and…
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former President Donald Trump announced that he does not identify as a Christian but instead practices Buddhism. This revelation, coupled with his belief that if he were shot and died, he would be…
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