Because when it comes to saving humanity, Musk says it's time to shoot for the stars... literally.…
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HELL ON EARTH, USA— In a season that feels hotter than a jalapeño in a sauna, the relentless heat has everyone scrambling for shade, air conditioning, and industrial-strength sunblock. As temperatures soar to record…
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Climate Change Takes a Back Seat as Society Gears Up for Another Round of Pandemic Fun Sscientists and “experts” around the world have announced that the much-feared Global Warming Season has come to…
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A group of conspiracy theorists has once again defied conventional wisdom. As Hurricane Hillary churns towards Los Angeles, Florida’s ocean waters reach an astonishing 100 degrees, Canadian forests burn in a fiery symphony,…
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Enter the Republicans, who, never ones to miss an opportunity for political commentary, decided to blame none other than the former Secretary of State, Hilary Clinton, for the impending tempest. “It’s all part…
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In a world where conspiracy theories had taken on a life of their own, a new reality TV show was about to embark on a journey that would captivate audiences and baffle skeptics.…
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Scientists from the prestigious Institute of Obvious Observations have come forward with a crucial reminder: summer is, in fact, hotter than other seasons. The shocking announcement, which has sent waves of revelation through…
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A groundbreaking study conducted by the Institute of Social Media Truths (ISMT) has revealed that a staggering 99% of people firmly believe that the Earth is flat. However, there’s a twist: this belief…
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