MAGA has officially blamed Jeffrey Epstein for every major American conspiracy, including ones that predate his birth.…
A Midwestern man sparks a checkout standoff after demanding old-school cashier service, emotional validation, and sustained eye contact.…
NBA 2K26 picked Angel Reese for its WNBA cover to “generate engagement through chaos,” bypassing fan-favorite Caitlin Clark and igniting exactly the digital…
TIME Top 100 creator Haliey Welch to launch a state-backed sex ed program in Tennessee, complete with viral slang and questionable hygiene metaphors.…
Trump sets hard tariff deadline, immediately panics it overlaps with Shark Week. America’s trade war now fighting for airtime with Great Whites.…
After a report showed a 41% drop in Prime Day sales, Jerome Powell blamed the economy’s fragility on “America’s unhealthy relationship with doorbusters.”…
DOJ confirms Epstein died by suicide, Pam Bondi shreds documents during a Zyn-fueled cleaning spree. Cameras reportedly “needed space.”…
TSA has ended the shoe-removal rule at checkpoints, but travelers are advised to keep their dignity stored in checked luggage.…
Are you tired of buying toilet paper and surveillance in the same box? Do you break out in hives when you see a…
Pastor Joel Osteen admits prayer doesn’t work but still encourages followers to tithe generously — now offering miracle subscription tiers and monogrammed faith…