In a 6–3 ruling, the Supreme Court has officially selected Arby’s for lunch, declaring meat a constitutional right and throwing soup-sippers into judicial…
Consumer spending fell as Americans abandoned purchases in restaurants, car lots, and especially Home Depot, where vibes replaced budgets.…
The Supreme Court ruled that Medicaid patients can’t sue states for defunding Planned Parenthood, clearing the way for South Carolina to block care…
NEED TO KNOW Capitol Police arrested 34 people, including multiple disabled Americans in wheelchairs, during a protest against Medicaid cuts in Trump’s budget.…
Brian “Liver King” Johnson was arrested in Austin after threatening Joe Rogan in an unhinged video. Authorities say caveman cosplay is not a…
Zohran Mamdani wins NYC’s Democratic primary, and the right loses it like he personally moonwalked into Ground Zero.…
Andrew Cuomo accidentally promised to “rebuild thrust” instead of trust during a campaign speech, reigniting mockery over his past scandals and derailing his…
Trump said “they don’t know what the f**k they’re doing,” and Democrats are livid he didn’t clear it with the House first. A…
Governor Mike Braun just made Indiana the first state to toll every interstate. Lawmakers call it “flexible funding.” Drivers call it “a scenic…
The Supreme Court approved deporting criminals to countries they’ve never been to, provided they fly Spirit. Legal, efficient, and just uncomfortable enough to…