President Trump’s legs have swelled from an apparent overdose of “American pride,” prompting medics to diagnose the phenomenon as Patriotic Obstruction Syndrome.…
After ranting about Epstein all weekend, Charlie Kirk suddenly ends discussion following a phone call from Trump—and appears fully domesticated.…
Trump blames Biden for not locating Obama’s birth certificate, citing deep state filing cabinets and suspicious lasagna boxes.…
Trump shocks the world, declaring Epstein imaginary and blaming 5G towers, windmills, and beer for widespread delusion.…
After fans booed President Trump at the FIFA Club World Cup Final, he responded by ordering them deported to a Florida swamp facility…
Dan Bongino and Pam Bondi settle a high-stakes Epstein tape dispute the old-fashioned way—with flintlock pistols, bruised egos, and absolutely no answers.…
TSA has ended the shoe-removal rule at checkpoints, but travelers are advised to keep their dignity stored in checked luggage.…
In an epic legislative fumble, the Senate passed a tax bill that included 67 pages of Cheesecake Factory menu items. No one noticed.…
As the 4th of July nears, Americans navigate murky fireworks laws with the help of town gossip, gut instinct, and one guy down…
Trump announced a live UFC championship fight on the White House lawn for America’s 250th birthday, inviting Biden to warm up with a…