Vice President JD Vance left a secret Murdoch-Fox executive meeting soaked in elk blood and holding a sacrificial draft of the Wall Street…
After years of insults, Ted Cruz and his wife Heidi laughed it off over filet mignon with Trump, proving that if you can’t…
President Trump denies ever drawing anything—even as signed sketches of suspiciously shapely skylines continue selling for thousands.…
Trump admits he doesn’t know how to play chess despite years of MAGA fans insisting he’s “10 moves ahead.”…
Epstein Who? Trump Says He’s Just a ‘Teen Enthusiast’ And Really Into Pageants — ‘Totally Unrelated’
President Trump denies any connection to Epstein, insisting his interest in teen beauty pageants is “just old-school admiration.”…
Trump revamps Alcatraz as a beachfront federal facility “just in case,” sparking speculation it may be his future Mar-a-Locked-Up…
In a surprise move, President Trump named Sean “Diddy” Combs as Special Prosecutor to handle the Epstein files, claiming his “Bad Boy energy”…
Trump defunds PBS and NPR, declares war on puppet-based learning. Big Bird to retrain as HVAC tech.…
Trump says there are zero Epstein clients, zero inflation, and zero illegal crossings. “That’s not denial,” he explained, “that’s patriotism.”…
Trump calls Epstein story a Democrat hoax, declares he no longer wants the support of followers “who read too much.” MAGA influencers spiral.…