Elon Musk Takes Marketing Cues from Trump, Names New AI Model ‘TruthGPT’ – Critics Worry It Will Post on Social Media at 3am Too. Billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has hired the same marketing firm responsible for naming former President Donald Trump’s new social media platform,…
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Orlando, FL – It seems that Governor DeSantis is considering various options for land surrounding Disney World, including turning it into a state park, another theme park, or even a state prison. Furthermore, the governor mentioned that the board he appointed would also consider selling…
Toronto Blue Jays pitcher Anthony Bass has reportedly found a new scapegoat for his poor performance on the mound this season – United Airlines. According to sources close to Bass, the 35-year-old has been obsessively searching for someone at United to blame for his struggles…
In a recent survey of CEOs conducted by a very prestigious and legitimate consulting firm, it was revealed that the majority of them are eager to get their employees back in the office. But the reasons behind their desire for workers to return to the…
DEAR FOLLY: My fiance and I have a lot in common. While I love her dearly and enjoy our time spent together sometimes I do not appreciate one topic she brings up. We are on different ends of the political spectrum. Although I never initiate…
In a response to the recent backlash over Bud Light’s “woke” advertising campaign, Major League Baseball teams have started to experiment with a new policy of not selling Bud Light until the fourth inning of games. According to sources, this decision was made to avoid…
Conservatives across the country are now boycotting their favorite brands of beer and whiskey because they have gone “woke”. Frustrated with the sudden influx of socially conscious marketing campaigns, many republicans have decided to take matters into their own hands and switch to sniffing glue…
A group of people named Alexa have come together to file a class-action lawsuit against Amazon for using their name without permission. The group claims that the company’s use of the name has caused them undue stress and has destroyed their lives. According to the…
Houston, TX – Senator Ted Cruz, known for his recent criticism of Bud Light for being out of touch with their consumers, has come under fire for forgetting his own out-of-touch moment when he flew to Cancun during a crisis in Texas. During a recent…
Washington D.C. – Republican Congressman Jim Jordan from Ohio has revealed that he is supporting former President Trump’s potential 2024 presidential campaign because he wants and needs a pardon for his involvement in the January 6th insurrection at the U.S. Capitol. Jordan, who has been…
Walmart has announced that it will not be closing its stores in Chicago after all. However, the reason behind the decision is not what anyone expected. Instead of shutting down the stores, Walmart has decided to turn them into correctional jails. The decision has shocked…
A California elementary school in the city of Los Angeles has sent a student home for wearing a cross necklace, citing concerns that it may offend non-Christian students in the school. According to school officials, the student’s cross necklace was causing “distress” to some of…
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