In a stunning victory for prudishness and censorship, a conservative Florida school board has voted to put pants on a Renaissance statue…
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Former President Barack Obama was arrested yesterday in Hawaii for attempting to smuggle an excessive number of pineapples off the island. According to witnesses, Obama was caught red-handed by customs officials trying to board a plane with over 20 pineapples in his carry-on luggage. Conservatives…
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BREAKING – Thousands of millennials and Gen Zers, also known as Zoomers, lined up at banks across the country on Sunday to withdraw their money after rumors spread of bank failures on social media apps, such as Instagram and TikTok. Little did they know, banks…
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In a bizarre twist, people across the country are ditching traditional banking methods and turning to Amazon gift cards as a safe haven for their money. While many are left bewildered by this unusual financial trend, some experts believe it might be a smart move…
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BREAKING – Texas Senator Ted Cruz has announced that he is selling his luxury condo in Mexico following the recent violence in the country. The move has raised eyebrows amongst constituents, who have criticized Cruz for prioritizing his own safety over the well-being of Texans.…
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Washington D.C. – A recent poll conducted by the Pew Research Center has found that a staggering 80% of American citizens do not trust an adult who wears a bowtie. The findings have sent shockwaves throughout the political world, especially for Representative Patrick McHenry (R-NC),…
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EXCLUSIVE – It has been revealed that Fox News host Tucker Carlson had been secretly expressing his disdain for the QAnon Shaman, also known as Jacob Chansley, despite his network’s seemingly positive coverage of the Capitol rioter. According to leaked text messages between Carlson and…
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Representative Greene, an elected House of Representative member, from Georgia, has claimed that eye floaters are spy devices planted by a foreign country to monitor Americans every move. In an interview with a local news outlet, Greene said, “I have reason to believe that eye…
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Washington D.C. – In a move to protect America’s youth, Representative Greene has proposed a bill that would ban all forms of free speech that could be deemed harmful to children. The bill, titled “Protecting Our Precious Little Ones Act,” seeks to shield the nation’s…
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Can you find Joe Biden in East Palestine, OH? (solution below) In a recent statement, President Biden responded to questions about his plans to visit the site of a recent train disaster. When asked directly, Biden stated that he did not currently have any plans…
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Conservatives have boycotted and cancelled a lot of things over the past few years, below are a few companies, products and people you will not see at CPAC this year. For a complete list of items that have been cancelled by conservatives over the years…
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Salt Lake City, UT – In a shocking revelation, an IRS tax fraud whistle blower who exposed the The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints wrongdoing was found to have done so simply because he really wanted a caffeinated Coca Cola. According to sources,…
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Our liberty depends on the freedom of the press, and that cannot be limited without being lost.
Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper the media. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle.
-Thomas Jefferson