Washington D.C. – In a surprising move, Representative Lauren Boebert (R-CO) has introduced a new bill that would make the AR-15 style…
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McDonald’s has revealed that it will no longer be serving hot food to customers following a string of lawsuits. The decision comes after customers claimed they suffered burns from hot food items, including the infamous 1992 “Hot Coffee” case. The most recent incident occurred in…
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Dear Folly, I’m at my wit’s end with my husband and his bad jokes. We’ve been married for 25 years now, and I thought his joke-telling skills would improve over time. But unfortunately, his jokes have remained as bad as they were when we first…
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Elon Musk has announced that he will be stepping down from his position and handing over the reins to Linda Yaccarino, a prominent female executive in the media industry. While many hailed this move as a step towards diversity and inclusion in the tech sector,…
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New York, NY – Former President Donald Trump has reportedly been ordered to attend a lecture on how not to violate evidence disclosure rules after repeatedly attacking witnesses in his ongoing criminal case. The lecture, which will be delivered via video, will cover topics such…
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Marjorie Taylor Greene, a controversial politician known for her outspoken views on immigration, recently proposed a solution to the issue of illegal immigration. In a speech given to a group of supporters, Greene suggested that the best way for undocumented immigrants to become legal residents…
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In a stunning display of political dodging, former President Donald Trump has set a new record for not directly answering a single question during a CNN town hall hosted by Kaitlan Collins. Despite repeated attempts by Collins to elicit a direct response from the former…
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In a recent development that has sent shockwaves through the witch community, witches across the United States are reportedly living in fear due to the surge of witch hunts announced by prominent politicians such as Donald Trump and George Santos. Sources close to the witches…
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Washington D.C. – In an odd mix-up, Vice President Kamala Harris announced at a press conference today that she believed she was put in charge of all people named Al or Albert, not A.I. “I’m excited to take on this new responsibility and ensure that…
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Representative Lauren Boebert has proposed a new solution to the ongoing debate about raising the debt limit in Congress and the White House. During a press conference, Boebert proudly announced that the United States could simply open up another credit card, just like she did…
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Representative George Santos made a statement claiming that the Georgia Bulldogs football team would not be accepting the White House invitation, but instead would be visiting his office for a private celebration. According to Santos, this decision was made in order to avoid any political…
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Former President Donald J. Trump has declared that he will not pay the $5 million in damages against him in the civil lawsuit filed by writer E. Jean Carroll. In a statement released by his legal team, Trump declared that he had no intention of…
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