RFK Jr. Hopes to Keep Family Tradition of Being Assassinated Going, Announces Presidential Run
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. has announced that he will be running for president in 2024. Kennedy, who is the nephew of America’s 35th…
You Can’t Tax This: Young American Identifies as Tax-Exempt After First Tax Filing
Jacob Moovani, a young Gen Z American, has declared himself as identifying as “tax exempt” after submitting his first state and federal tax…
DeSantis Dreams of Disney Domination: Plans to turn Florida into ‘Dehappiest Place on Earth’
Orlando, FL – It seems that Governor DeSantis is considering various options for land surrounding Disney World, including turning it into a state…
Conservatives Switch to Sniffing Glue after Bud Light and Jack Daniels Boycott
Conservatives across the country are now boycotting their favorite brands of beer and whiskey because they have gone “woke”. Frustrated with the sudden…
Ted Cruz Criticizes Bud Light for Being Out of Touch, Forgets He’s Ted Cruz
Houston, TX – Senator Ted Cruz, known for his recent criticism of Bud Light for being out of touch with their consumers, has…
Jim Jordan Reveals Real Reason for Supporting Trump: Desperate Need for Presidential Pardon, Also Really Likes Red Hats
Washington D.C. – Republican Congressman Jim Jordan from Ohio has revealed that he is supporting former President Trump’s potential 2024 presidential campaign because…
Paws for Alarm: President Biden’s Dog Revealed as Russian Spy
Washington D.C. – After an extensive investigation into the recent classified document data leaks, it turns out that President Biden’s German Shepherd, Commander…
Marjorie Taylor Greene Tours Community with Anti-Space Laser Protection Provided by HOA
Northwest Georgia – Marjorie Taylor Greene, the Congresswoman from Georgia, was spotted touring a new community with anti-space laser protection as a service…
Former President Trump Claims Beatles-Esque Status as, According to Him, People Cried at His Indictment
New York City – Former President Trump, who is facing a 34-count indictment for alleged hush money payments during the 2016 election, has…
Lindsey Graham’s New Side Hustle: Making Bank as Trump’s Fundraising Lackey
It has been uncovered that Senator Lindsey Graham is working on a commission for former President Donald Trump, and is set to make…
