Mar-a-Lago, Florida – An active eater situation has emerged at Mar-a-Lago, with reports suggesting that the former President of the United States, Donald Trump, has been indulging in a marathon eating session. According…
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Former news anchor and losing Republican candidate for Arizona governor, Kari Lake, was caught by the police for driving on a highway without wearing a seatbelt travelling at a high rate of speed.…
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s company Goop has announced that it will be selling snowflakes to customers from the Deer Valley Resort in Park City. This comes on the heels of Paltrow’s recent legal win, in…
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In a recent social media post, former President Donald Trump has criticized Jill Biden’s decision to invite the losing NCAA Women’s basketball team, the Iowa Hawkeyes, to the White House along with the…
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New York, NY – Former President Donald Trump’s arraignment in Manhattan may have caused some tension, but it had an unexpected outcome: New York City residents coming together to tell Representative Marjorie Taylor…
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Chicago, IL – On a Rowdy Tuesday Evening at Ed Debevic’s, a woman appropriately named Karen managed to make the entire staff cry with her incessant demands and entitled attitude. Witnesses say that…
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In a shocking incident that left the residents of Montana in disbelief, a freight train carrying beer derailed in the early hours of the morning. According to eyewitnesses, the train was carrying a…
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EXCLUSIVE: West Palm Beach, Florida – Former President Donald Trump will be taking to the skies on his luxurious plane, Trump Force One, from West Palm Beach Airport to New York City to…
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In a bold move to appeal to younger generations with a shorter attention span, the popular newsmagazine “60 Minutes” is set to be rebranded as “60 Seconds”. The new format will condense the…
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In a small town in the Midwest, a local father made headlines when he grabbed his shotgun and aimed it at a rainbow he saw in his backyard after a spring rain. According…
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