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Local Man Insulted By Rainbow After Rain

In a small town in the Midwest, a local father made headlines when he grabbed his shotgun and aimed it at a rainbow he saw in his backyard after a spring rain. According to witnesses, the man, who has been vocal about his opposition to the LGBTQ+ community, mistook the natural phenomenon for a symbol of the community and decided to take matters into his own hands.

“I couldn’t believe it,” said one of the neighbors who witnessed the incident. “He just stormed out of his house with his shotgun, muttering something about the rainbow being a symbol of sin and depravity. It was like he was on a mission.”

Fortunately, the man’s family was able to talk him down and convince him that shooting at a rainbow was not only a waste of ammunition but also a futile attempt to fight against nature.

“He’s always been very vocal about his beliefs, but this was taking it to a whole new level,” said the man’s wife, who wished to remain anonymous. “I think he just got caught up in the moment and didn’t realize what he was doing.”

The incident has sparked outrage and ridicule on social media, with many users pointing out the absurdity of shooting at a rainbow. Some have even suggested that the man should seek counseling to address his deep-seated issues with the LGBTQ+ community.

In response to the incident, a local LGBTQ+ advocacy group has organized a peaceful protest outside the man’s home, with participants holding signs that read “Love is Love” and “Rainbows are for Everyone.”

Despite the backlash, the man remains steadfast in his beliefs and has yet to apologize for his actions. “I stand by what I did,” he said in a statement. “I won’t be intimidated by the rainbow mafia or anyone else who tries to silence me.”

As for the rainbow, it has continued to shine brightly over the town, reminding everyone that beauty and diversity are natural and should be celebrated, not feared.

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