MIAMI, FL – A recent poll of attendees at the UFC 287 event in Miami showed that former President Donald Trump is more popular than current President Joe Biden among fight fans when…
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Los Angeles, CA – Hollywood heartthrob Brad Pitt is making headlines again for his latest real estate move. According to sources close to the actor, Pitt allowed his elderly neighbor to live in…
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Tallahassee, Florida – Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has revealed that he has unresolved anger from his childhood after a staffer overheard him telling his wife that he was upset with Minnie Mouse for…
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In a bizarre twist of generational labeling, “True Boomers,” those who are parents to both Millennials and Generation Xers, are now finding themselves bewildered by the latest labeling trend among Generation Z, the…
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Rock artist Kid Rock expressed his concern about the possibility of GMC partnering with “woke” influencers. The musician, who made headlines for firing gunshots at Bud Light beer cans after the company partnered…
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Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas is claiming that he did not understand the law when it came to disclosing lavish trips and vacations he accepted from a billionaire and GOP megadonor. Thomas explained…
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ADAMS COUNTY, Pa. – Following the arrest of Tony Saunders, who was caught driving a stolen school bus while naked and carrying a dead deer in Pennsylvania, officials in Florida have reportedly offered…
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In a move inspired by the success of the pitch clock in Major League Baseball, a local grocery store in Missouri has introduced an order clock at its deli counter. The innovative new…
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A stay-at-home dad in California has announced his intention to run for office in order to change legislation that he feels is treating him unfairly. The man, who has not been named, reportedly…
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Italian plumbers around the world have banded together to cancel the iconic Super Mario Brothers movie. The reason? According to the plumbers, the movie is a grossly inaccurate portrayal of their profession and…
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