Washington D.C. – Republican Congressman Jim Jordan from Ohio has revealed that he is supporting former President Trump’s potential 2024 presidential campaign because he wants and needs a pardon for his involvement in…
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Walmart has announced that it will not be closing its stores in Chicago after all. However, the reason behind the decision is not what anyone expected. Instead of shutting down the stores, Walmart…
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A California elementary school in the city of Los Angeles has sent a student home for wearing a cross necklace, citing concerns that it may offend non-Christian students in the school. According to…
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BREAKING – To combat the spread of bird flu, the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the European Food Safety Authority (EFSA) have announced that all chickens must now wear masks and…
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OTTAWA, CANADA – The Canadian government has proposed a blockbuster trade with the United States, offering Carly Rae Jepsen, $250 million Canadian dollars, and a singer to be named later in exchange for…
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Washington D.C. – After an extensive investigation into the recent classified document data leaks, it turns out that President Biden’s German Shepherd, Commander has been identified as the source of a recent data…
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Chicago, IL – Residents of Chicago will soon be able to call dibs on their preferred viewing spots for the upcoming NASCAR race that will be held in the city in early July.…
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After a successful test run with NPR and PBS with their Government-funded Media label, tech billionaire Elon Musk announced today that he will be launching a new subscription service for Twitter called “Twitter…
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Northwest Georgia – Marjorie Taylor Greene, the Congresswoman from Georgia, was spotted touring a new community with anti-space laser protection as a service provided by their Homeowners Association (HOA). The community, located in…
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New York City – Former President Trump, who is facing a 34-count indictment for alleged hush money payments during the 2016 election, has compared himself to the Beatles, claiming that his recent appearance…
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