In a theatrical display of self-acclaimed legal prowess, former President Donald J. Trump took the stage today to tout his ongoing legal battles, proudly proclaiming two indictments as mere warm-up acts for what…
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In a recent development that has sent shockwaves through the witch community, witches across the United States are reportedly living in fear due to the surge of witch hunts announced by prominent politicians…
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Former President Donald J. Trump has declared that he will not pay the $5 million in damages against him in the civil lawsuit filed by writer E. Jean Carroll. In a statement released…
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Former First Lady Melania Trump has announced her full-throated endorsement of her husband, former President Donald Trump’s 3rd presidential run in 2024. According to sources close to the former First Lady, her decision…
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A cardboard cutout of former President Donald Trump has filed a lawsuit against Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene for inappropriate behavior and touching during a speech a couple of years ago. According to sources,…
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Elon Musk Takes Marketing Cues from Trump, Names New AI Model ‘TruthGPT’ – Critics Worry It Will Post on Social Media at 3am Too. Billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has hired the same marketing…
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DEAR FOLLY: My fiance and I have a lot in common. While I love her dearly and enjoy our time spent together sometimes I do not appreciate one topic she brings up. We…
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Washington D.C. – Republican Congressman Jim Jordan from Ohio has revealed that he is supporting former President Trump’s potential 2024 presidential campaign because he wants and needs a pardon for his involvement in…
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Washington D.C. – After an extensive investigation into the recent classified document data leaks, it turns out that President Biden’s German Shepherd, Commander has been identified as the source of a recent data…
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