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Cardboard Trump Sues Marjorie Taylor Greene for Inappropriate Handling

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A cardboard cutout of former President Donald Trump has filed a lawsuit against Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene for inappropriate behavior and touching during a speech a couple of years ago.

According to sources, the cardboard cutout was brought to the event as a prop to support Greene’s pro-Trump message. However, things quickly took a turn for the worse when Greene allegedly began to fondle and stroke the cutout, whispering sweet nothings in its ear.

The lawsuit, which was filed in a small claims court, alleges that Greene’s actions caused the cutout emotional distress and violated its rights as a cardboard representation of a former President.

In response to the lawsuit, Greene released a statement saying, “This is just another baseless attack by the liberal media to try and discredit my unwavering support for President Trump. The cutout was simply a prop, and I have no memory of ever touching it inappropriately.”

However, the cutout’s legal team is not backing down, and is demanding that Greene issue a public apology and pay damages to the cutout for its emotional trauma.

The lawsuit has sparked a heated debate online, with some calling it a waste of time and resources, while others are applauding the cutout for standing up for its rights.

Meanwhile, President Trump himself has remained silent on the matter, reportedly too busy admiring himself in the mirror to comment.

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