Biden Scoops Up Support with Free Ice Cream Campaign, Promises to Keep Bedtime Before 8pm
Joe Biden has declared his intention to run for President of the United States once again in 2024. His campaign slogan, “A Scoop…
Paws for Alarm: President Biden’s Dog Revealed as Russian Spy
Washington D.C. – After an extensive investigation into the recent classified document data leaks, it turns out that President Biden’s German Shepherd, Commander…
