NEED TO KNOW
- Republicans claim Trump was an undercover FBI informant on Jeffrey Epstein.
- His codename was allegedly “Big Mac,” which blew his cover instantly.
- Mission collapsed after he ordered room service and autographed flight logs.
Operation Donnie BrascTrump
WASHINGTON — House Speaker Mike Johnson stunned reporters by insisting Donald Trump once served as an FBI informant inside Jeffrey Epstein’s circle. According to Johnson, Trump took on a Donnie Brasco–style mission, but it lasted about as long as a McDonald’s breakfast menu.
Sources claim Trump’s undercover name was “Big Mac,” chosen because agents wanted something he wouldn’t forget under pressure. Unfortunately, using the codename in every sentence raised suspicion. “Hello Epstein, Big Mac here, just normal friend, nothing FBI,” one witness recalled him saying.
The 12-Minute Sting
Trump allegedly lasted just 12 minutes in his role as “John Barron,” his old alias, before demanding a gold-plated phone and complimentary Diet Cokes. Instead of collecting evidence, he signed Epstein’s guest logs with “DJT — Best Informant, Maybe Ever” in Sharpie.
Former agents admit he did provide intelligence, though it consisted mostly of hamburger coupons and notes reading “See what happens.” By the time handlers retrieved him, Epstein had already figured out the FBI wasn’t in the habit of comping room service.
Johnson Defends the Claim
Mike Johnson insisted the undercover mission was real and heroic. “President Trump risked his life, reputation, and his cholesterol levels to expose Epstein,” Johnson said. “Sadly, fake news made it look like he was just partying.”
He wasn’t deep cover. He was extra value cover.
Ray Velasquez, Retired Subway Informants Union
