NEED TO KNOW
- Donald Trump calls for CNN’s Natasha Bertrand to be fired after reporting intel leaks from Iran strikes.
- He admits to watching her for “three straight days” despite allegedly not watching CNN.
- Bertrand accused of “leaking with her face” and “having the audacity to read facts out loud.”
Trump’s Media Diet Now Includes Hate-Watching CNN on Repeat
Donald Trump demanded the immediate firing of CNN’s Natasha Bertrand, claiming her reporting on the Iran intelligence leak was “the most dangerous thing a woman has done since Hillary existed.” The president admitted to watching Bertrand for 72 hours across three time zones, noting, “She was smirking in Arabic. I could tell.”
“Fake News” Reporter Allegedly Causes National Collapse via Facial Expression
While attending a NATO summit, Trump insisted that Bertrand’s mere presence on television was an “act of sabotage.” He later suggested she was “leaking classified vibes” and accused her of being “a human Wikileaks but less attractive.”
White House Blames Hair Part and Eye Contact for Undermining Troops
Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt called Bertrand’s face “a weaponized frown,” claiming it triggered morale collapse in several Air Force squadrons. Meanwhile, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth promised to launch a military-grade investigation into her “psychological leaking posture.”
Journalism Still Legal (For Now)
Despite the meltdown, CNN released a statement saying they “100% stand by Natasha Bertrand’s journalism and her basic ability to speak facts without being screamed at online by a man eating McNuggets in a robe.”
Quote of the Moment
She blinked twice during a missile recap, which is basically espionage
Donald Trump
