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Marjorie Taylor Greene Doubles Down on Jewish Space Lasers, Claims They Were Used in Attempt to Assassinate Trump

Last updated: Mon, July 15, 2024 1:34 PM CT
By The Folly Times
6 Min Read

In a move that left both critics and supporters scratching their heads, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) has doubled down on her infamous Jewish space lasers conspiracy theory, this time claiming they were used in a recent attempt to assassinate former President Donald Trump. Greene’s latest assertion has set off a flurry of reactions across the political spectrum, ranging from disbelief to outright amusement.

The Bizarre Allegation

Speaking at a town hall meeting in her home state of Georgia, Greene reiterated her previous claims about the existence of space-based lasers controlled by a shadowy cabal of Jewish elites. However, she took the conspiracy to new heights by alleging that these lasers were deployed in a failed assassination attempt on Donald Trump just a few days ago.

“The same people behind the California wildfires are now trying to take down our greatest president,” Greene declared to a mix of gasps and laughter from the audience. “These Jewish space lasers targeted President Trump, but thanks to his resilience and the swift action of the Secret Service, he survived.”

The Origin of the Space Laser Theory

Greene’s theory about Jewish space lasers first gained notoriety in 2018 when she suggested that the devastating California wildfires were caused by laser beams from space, funded by a combination of corporations and wealthy Jewish families. The outlandish claim was widely mocked and condemned, but it has since become a hallmark of Greene’s controversial political persona.

Trump’s Near Miss

According to Greene, the attempted assassination occurred during Trump’s recent campaign rally near Butler, Pennsylvania, where he sustained a minor injury to his right ear. While official reports attribute the injury to a gunshot from a human assailant, Greene insists that the real culprit was an extraterrestrial laser beam.

“The so-called shooter was just a cover story,” Greene explained. “The real danger came from above, from these space lasers that were specifically calibrated to harm our beloved president.”

Public Reaction

The response to Greene’s latest comments has been predictably varied. Many prominent figures in the media and politics have expressed disbelief and concern over her spreading such fantastical and unsubstantiated theories.

Political analyst John Nichols quipped, “At this point, Greene’s conspiracy theories are like a bad episode of The X-Files. What’s next? Alien abduction attempts on senators?”

Social media has also been ablaze with reactions. One Twitter user joked, “I guess Marjorie Taylor Greene has been watching too much Star Wars. May the force be with her logic.”

Greene’s Unwavering Stance

Despite the widespread mockery and criticism, Greene remains undeterred. She doubled down on her claims in subsequent interviews and social media posts, insisting that there is evidence to support her theories, though she has yet to provide any verifiable proof.

“People laughed at Galileo, too,” Greene tweeted. “But the truth will always come out. Stay vigilant, America!”

The Larger Implications

While Greene’s comments have provided fodder for late-night comedians and internet memes, they also raise serious questions about the state of political discourse and the spread of misinformation. Her continued promotion of baseless conspiracies highlights the challenge of addressing false narratives in an era where sensationalism often overshadows facts.

As the nation watches and waits for the next chapter in this bizarre saga, one thing is certain: Marjorie Taylor Greene has a knack for keeping herself in the headlines, no matter how outlandish her claims may be.

TAGGED:conspiracy theoriesJewish space lasersMarjorie Taylor Greenemisinformationpolitical discourse

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