Former First Lady Melania Trump has announced her full-throated endorsement of her husband, former President Donald Trump’s 3rd presidential run in 2024. According to sources close to the former First Lady, her decision was based on a pressing need to finish some “unfinished decorating” in…
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Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Latest Border Security Solution: Ask George Soros to Aim His Space Laser
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Republican Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene has publicly pleaded with billionaire philanthropist George Soros to use his supposed “space laser” to protect the southern border of the United States from invasion. Greene, a known conspiracy theorist who has previously claimed that wildfires in California were started…
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis Declares War on Chop Sticks: All Chinese Restaurants to Close
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Governor Ron DeSantis has just signed a new bill into law that will see all Chinese food restaurants in the state of Florida closed down. The controversial legislation, which was passed by the state legislature last month, is aimed at reducing the spread of the…
From Conference Rooms to Living Rooms: Greg Daniels and NBC Announce ‘Work from Home’ Sitcom
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Greg Daniels, the creator of the beloved sitcom “The Office,” has teamed up with NBC to launch a new TV series called “Work from Home.” The show, which is being hailed as a follow-up to the wildly popular “The Office,” will explore the exciting and…
Gas Stove Lobbyists Beg Politicians: ‘Don’t Single Us Out, Make All Appliances Suffer Equally
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In a desperate bid to save their reputation, the Gas American Stove (GAS) lobbying group has made an unusual plea to politicians. In a statement released earlier today, GAS begged lawmakers to apply the same strict standards on other appliances and not to single out…
Robert Kennedy Jr., son of Robert Kennedy and nephew of John F. Kennedy, has announced that the CIA is responsible for both his uncle’s assassination and his own future assassination. In a press conference held at a local pizza parlor, Kennedy Jr. declared that he…
A recent poll has found that most polls are actually inaccurate and only exist to provide a biased narrative to the person or organization’s talking points. The poll, conducted by the Institute of Polling Polls (IPP), surveyed over 1,000 polling experts and found that a…
London, UK – King Charles and Queen Camilla were seen sitting awkwardly in the Diamond Jubilee State Coach on Saturday morning, waiting for the all-clear to enter for their historic ceremony at London’s Westminster Abbey. While waiting, a professional lip reader revealed that King Charles…
Rich Frillz, a husband and father of three from Ohio, has pinky promised not to yell at his family for not walking fast enough during their upcoming family vacation to Disney. Frillz, known for his impatience and desire to maximize every moment of his Disney…
Dear Folly, I don’t know where to turn. My husband and his buddies thought it was a good idea to storm the Capitol building and try to overturn the election. Now my husband has been convicted of seditious conspiracy and I don’t know what to…
In an effort to capitalize on the growing number of Americans who are worried about the safety of their money in banks, My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell has announced the launch of his latest product: “My Mattress.” According to Lindell, My Mattress is specifically designed…
At a Florida wine festival over the weekend, a 41-year-old woman named Selena Chambers was arrested for allegedly throwing a glass of wine at Florida Republican Representative Matt Gaetz. Chambers was charged with one count of a party foul, wasting perfectly good wine, and one…

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