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Trump announces Patriot missile deal for Ukraine, confusing everyone including himself. “It’s called tough love — and arms dealing,” he says.…
Vice President JD Vance left a secret Murdoch-Fox executive meeting soaked in elk blood and holding a sacrificial draft of the Wall Street Journal’s next op-ed lineup.…
After years of insults, Ted Cruz and his wife Heidi laughed it off over filet mignon with Trump, proving that if you can’t beat him, join him at dinner.…
Trump launches $10B lawsuit against WSJ over Epstein birthday art, says boobs “look nothing like my work.”…
President Trump denies ever drawing anything—even as signed sketches of suspiciously shapely skylines continue selling for thousands.…
Trump admits he doesn’t know how to play chess despite years of MAGA fans insisting he’s “10 moves ahead.”…
Epstein Who? Trump Says He’s Just a ‘Teen Enthusiast’ And Really Into Pageants — ‘Totally Unrelated’
President Trump denies any connection to Epstein, insisting his interest in teen beauty pageants is “just old-school admiration.”…
Trump revamps Alcatraz as a beachfront federal facility “just in case,” sparking speculation it may be his future Mar-a-Locked-Up…
President Trump files a lawsuit against Coca-Cola, claiming they broke a verbal agreement to replace corn syrup with cane sugar — a deal made entirely in his head.…
President Trump’s legs have swelled from an apparent overdose of “American pride,” prompting medics to diagnose the phenomenon as Patriotic Obstruction Syndrome.…
In a surprise move, President Trump named Sean “Diddy” Combs as Special Prosecutor to handle the Epstein files, claiming his “Bad Boy energy” would expose the truth faster than any Senate committee.…
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