Attorney General Pam Bondi accidentally destroys the first wave of Epstein files after mistaking them for clutter during a late-night Marie Kondo–style…
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Elon Musk launched his own political party after turning off the very liberals and conservatives who made him a car-sales god. Now, neither wants to sit in the passenger seat.…
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Scott Bessent says most economists suffer from “Tariff Derangement Syndrome,” unless they work for him. Fiscal policy now includes chart pointing and MAGA social media "experts".…
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Elon Musk announced the America Party to counter Trump’s megabill, then immediately laid off half the staff “for efficiency.”…
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As the 4th of July nears, Americans navigate murky fireworks laws with the help of town gossip, gut instinct, and one guy down the street who’s already lighting stuff.…
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Trump announced a live UFC championship fight on the White House lawn for America’s 250th birthday, inviting Biden to warm up with a lawn chair joust.…
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A suburban dad’s war on illegal fireworks has escalated into a full-blown backyard arms race featuring mortars, propane, and questionable patriotism.…
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Lauren Boebert demands a drug test after Hakeem Jeffries delivers marathon House speech, citing “advanced vocabulary” and “hydration levels not seen since Peloton.”…
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Rep. Nancy Mace has abandoned her legislative agenda for content creation, replacing policy priorities with pajama fit checks and Twitch streams.…
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The CDC now recommends letting kids drink hose water, play with rusty tools, and experience minor chaos for optimal development.…
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Tucked deep inside the 1,123-page Trump megabill are five ridiculous policies involving Reagan, dubstep, and Olive Garden gift cards. The law just got a little weird.…
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Vice President JD Vance broke the Senate tie on Trump’s megabill, then asked what the bill was. Experts say that tracks.…
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