Trump’s new IRS strategy targets the poor while wealthy taxpayers receive audit immunity and free golf tees.…
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Uber’s new “Women+ Connect” accidentally creates America’s largest mobile group therapy network.…
Tony Robbins is suing AI bots for offering motivation without a $3,000 seminar or mandatory fire walk, claiming emotional and financial theft.…
China unveils Staycation Plus™, offering detained Americans continental breakfast, soft pillows, and an optional exit tariff. Trump calls it a “great trade.”…
As heatwaves ravage the U.S., the CDC rolls out bold new guidance: “Stop Being Poor.” Meanwhile, a Florida man sues the sun for “intentional emotional combustion.”…
Ozzy Osbourne’s ghost launched a chaotic post-death world tour hours after his passing, proving death is just another encore…
Trump calls it “Transparency Time,” releasing MLK, JFK, RFK files — and his own fast food receipts — in what historians are calling “a very weird flex.”…
Tulsi Gabbard has referred Obama to the DOJ for allegedly creating the Russia collusion narrative before it happened. Trump celebrated with a deepfake and a dance.…
Powell Yells “Just Close the F*cking Door” as GOP Refers Him for Crimes He Didn’t Commit Fast Enough
After a criminal referral over luxury renovations, Fed Chair Jerome Powell asks the real question: Why is this damn door always open?…
WNBA All-Stars demanded to be paid what they’re worth. Unfortunately, the math didn’t go their way.…
President Trump reignites controversy by sketching a new Redskins logo on the back of Jeffrey Epstein’s birthday card, calls it “recycling and patriotism.”…
President Trump replaces Jerome Powell with Dale “Big Money” Jenkins, a Florida scratch-off legend whose economic strategy involves luck, prayer, and bonus rounds.…
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