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Kermit the Frog inspires graduates, Trump defunds PBS, and somewhere Big Bird is being audited. Just another Thursday in America.…
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Treasury Secretary says Trump is “going big” on digital assets, right after Trump threw a gala for people who bought his meme coin. Regulatory clarity now comes with a side of garlic mashed potatoes.…
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Texas plans to ban all THC products by September, because gummies are the real threat, not property taxes or a functioning electrical grid.…
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Diddy’s trial takes a turn as jurors learn he puts applesauce on cheeseburgers. At least one gagged.…
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Trump threatens Apple with tariffs unless it builds iPhones in America, proving once again he understands manufacturing the same way toddlers understand cloud storage.…
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Trump cuts solar tax credits in his Big Beautiful Bill, finally settling his grudge against the sun for daring to shine too brightly in 2017.…
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Kid burns through savings on gum balls, files bankruptcy in crayon, now seeking bailout in coins and cuddles.…
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Trump administration pulls plug on Harvard’s foreign students, citing too much international thinking and not enough ‘America First’ GPA curves.…
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Trump’s spokeswoman says it’s absurd to think he’s profiting off the presidency, then immediately sells $95 towels and probably your dignity.…
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Rep. Nancy Mace may have used naked photos to extort homes from her ex, but don’t worry—she still found time to write bot code and make Congress way weirder.…
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North Korea’s newest warship launches early, immediately self-destructs, and achieves tactical embarrassment.…
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-Thomas Jefferson