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The iconic ’70s disco group, the Village People, have taken legal action against former President Donald Trump for his cringe-worthy dance moves to their legendary hit, YMCA. The band claims that Trump’s dancing is so atrocious that it has tarnished their reputation and demanded an…
Click to Keep ReadingWashington D.C. – In a surprising move, Representative Lauren Boebert (R-CO) has introduced a new bill that would make the AR-15 style rifle the “National Gun of the United States.” But that’s not all – the bill, known as H.R.1095, also includes a provision that…
Click to Keep ReadingMcDonald’s has revealed that it will no longer be serving hot food to customers following a string of lawsuits. The decision comes after customers claimed they suffered burns from hot food items, including the infamous 1992 “Hot Coffee” case. The most recent incident occurred in…
Click to Keep ReadingDear Folly, I’m at my wit’s end with my husband and his bad jokes. We’ve been married for 25 years now, and I thought his joke-telling skills would improve over time. But unfortunately, his jokes have remained as bad as they were when we first…
Click to Keep ReadingTwitter Right Wingers in a Tizzy as Elon Musk Hands Over Reins to a Woman Who Can’t Cook or Clean
Elon Musk has announced that he will be stepping down from his position and handing over the reins to Linda Yaccarino, a prominent female executive in the media industry. While many hailed this move as a step towards diversity and inclusion in the tech sector,…
Click to Keep ReadingTrump Ordered to Attend ‘Social Media Fingers Anonymous’ After Violating Evidence Disclosure Rules
New York, NY – Former President Donald Trump has reportedly been ordered to attend a lecture on how not to violate evidence disclosure rules after repeatedly attacking witnesses in his ongoing criminal case. The lecture, which will be delivered via video, will cover topics such…
Click to Keep ReadingMarjorie Taylor Greene, a controversial politician known for her outspoken views on immigration, recently proposed a solution to the issue of illegal immigration. In a speech given to a group of supporters, Greene suggested that the best way for undocumented immigrants to become legal residents…
Click to Keep ReadingIn a stunning display of political dodging, former President Donald Trump has set a new record for not directly answering a single question during a CNN town hall hosted by Kaitlan Collins. Despite repeated attempts by Collins to elicit a direct response from the former…
Click to Keep ReadingIn a recent development that has sent shockwaves through the witch community, witches across the United States are reportedly living in fear due to the surge of witch hunts announced by prominent politicians such as Donald Trump and George Santos. Sources close to the witches…
Click to Keep ReadingWashington D.C. – In an odd mix-up, Vice President Kamala Harris announced at a press conference today that she believed she was put in charge of all people named Al or Albert, not A.I. “I’m excited to take on this new responsibility and ensure that…
Click to Keep ReadingRep. Boebert Suggests U.S. Solve Debt Crisis by Opening Up Another Credit Card, Asks for Cash Back Rewards
Representative Lauren Boebert has proposed a new solution to the ongoing debate about raising the debt limit in Congress and the White House. During a press conference, Boebert proudly announced that the United States could simply open up another credit card, just like she did…
Click to Keep ReadingOur liberty depends on the freedom of the press, and that cannot be limited without being lost.
Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper the media. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle.
-Thomas Jefferson