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Washington D.C. – Former President Donald Trump’s legal team has submitted an extraordinary request to relocate his ongoing trial in the nation’s capital. Their proposal? None other than having the case heard by the iconic Judge Judy Sheindlin. Questioning the Fairness: Trump’s Bold Move Citing…
Click to Keep ReadingFormer President Donald J. Trump’s infamous private jet, Trump Force One, descended upon Washington D.C. yet again, but this time for a less glamorous reason. As the city prepared for the ex-president’s third arraignment, the golden-plated aircraft touched down at the airport, adorned with an…
Click to Keep ReadingWashington, D.C. – In what can only be described as the legal equivalent of Groundhog Day, former President Donald J. Trump finds himself once again facing indictment, marking the third time in recent memory. The charismatic reality-TV-star-turned-politician is set to be arraigned at the Elijah…
Click to Keep ReadingU.S. Capitol Police Overwhelmed by Potentially Lethal Potluck Lunch in Senate Office Buildings
WASHINGTON D.C. — Chaos erupted on Capitol Hill today as Congresswoman Lauren Boebert brought a homemade dish to a Republican Potluck lunch, leading to a full-scale evacuation of the Senate Office Buildings. What was meant to be a casual gathering of like-minded lawmakers turned into…
Click to Keep ReadingThe House Oversight Committee Drops Bombshell: 31 Ice Cream Flavors Discussed in Secret Biden Meetings
Washington D.C. – The House Oversight Committee dropped a bombshell on the nation today, revealing that they have uncovered a new whistleblower who claims to have had 31 different meetings with President Joe Biden, where they discussed none other than ice cream flavors. The audacious…
Click to Keep ReadingJerry Seinfeld Relives Classic “Chicken Sign” Episode with Elon Musk’s X-Traordinary Illumination
In a case of life imitating art, comedian Jerry Seinfeld found himself reliving a classic episode of “Seinfeld” with his eccentric neighbor Kramer when a massive, blinding “X” appeared atop Twitter’s headquarters in San Francisco. The whole scenario had an eerie resemblance to the infamous…
Click to Keep ReadingTrump Admits Running for President Only to Fund Legal Fees in Conversation with Favorite Son Don Jr.
Former President Donald Trump was caught on a hot mic, revealing his true motivations for running for President once again. In an exclusive and explosive conversation with his favorite son, Don Jr., Trump admitted that his primary objective in seeking the highest office in the…
Click to Keep ReadingTrump Demands Investigation into Taylor Swift’s Concert Success: Suspects “Unfair Advantage”
Former President Donald Trump has taken a break from his social media escapades to demand a full-blown investigation into the phenomenon that is Taylor Swift’s concert success and merchandise sales. In a social media post-storm that rivaled his past social media tirades, Trump expressed his…
Click to Keep ReadingIn the wake of the Dylan Mulvaney incident that left Bud Light’s reputation hanging by a thread, the renowned beer brand has announced a radical marketing campaign to win back its core drinkers. Their strategy? An unbelievably bold move that has already sparked outrage and…
Click to Keep ReadingBIDENOMICS “GET RICH SLOWLY” CAMPAIGN – Trillion-Dollar Bills to Be Printed in Invisible Ink
The Biden administration has introduced its latest brainchild – “Bidenomics: Get Rich Slowly.” President Joe Biden, flanked by his team of economic advisors, unveiled the master plan at a press conference held on the steps of the U.S. Treasury building. “Let me be clear,” Biden…
Click to Keep ReadingSan Francisco, CA — Move over, baseball and football – there’s a new game in town, and it’s taking San Francisco by storm. Shoplifting has become the city’s latest and greatest Olympic sport, with participants displaying their “athletic prowess” in the art of theft and…
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