WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a post-debate press conference, President Joe Biden attributed his lackluster performance in the latest debate to an ill-timed international…
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NEW YORK, NY — In a twist more shocking than a record-setting 76 hot dogs in 10 minutes, legendary competitive eater Joey Chestnut has been banned from the 2024 Nathan’s Famous Fourth of July Hot Dog Eating Contest. The bombshell revelation came in an exclusive interview…
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Hailey “Hawk Tuah Girl” Welch has taken her viral fame to new and utterly bizarre heights. After her unforgettable appearance at a Zach Bryan concert and an insightful (and slightly unhinged) interview on Brianna LaPaglia’s “Plan Bri” podcast, Welch is now being propositioned with some…
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In a revelation that could only be described as the plot of a poorly written political thriller, it’s come to light that former President Donald J. Trump allegedly tried to officially kill his Vice President during the January 6th insurrection. And if that weren’t bizarre…
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In a landmark decision that could only make sense in a world where unicorns manage Wall Street, the Supreme Court has ruled that former President Donald J. Trump enjoys immunity from criminal prosecution for actions taken during his presidency. This ruling, which seems to have…
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Steve Bannon’s turn-in to Danbury federal prison on Monday was a cacophony of chaos, complete with cowbells, chants, and the irrepressible Anarchy Princess. Bannon, sentenced to four months for contempt of Congress related to his role in the January 6, 2021, Capitol insurrection, faced a…
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In today’s hyperconnected world, the idea of a digital detox sounds great – until you realize it involves actual effort. Meditation, mindfulness, and setting boundaries? Who has time for that? Instead of rearranging your life, why not just move somewhere where Wi-Fi is as elusive…
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NEW YORK — In an unprecedented move, the NFL announced today that the upcoming Bears-Broncos game, originally set for primetime on Monday night, will now be relegated to a Wednesday afternoon slot at 2:15 pm. NFL executives insist this is to “ensure the game wraps…
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WASHINGTON D.C. – Just when we thought the digital age couldn’t get more unpredictable, Donald Trump Jr.’s X (formerly Twitter) account saga takes a sharp, jet-fueled turn. Fresh from lamenting his “hacked” social media account which falsely announced the passing of his father, Don Jr.…
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WASHINGTON (Satire News) — Riding on the wave of the Senate’s recent relaxation of the dress code, Congresswoman Lauren Boebert has submitted an official request to the House Speaker’s office to don a cocktail dress during congressional sessions, with a twist—she’s also suggesting that cocktail…
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RICHMOND, VA – Susanna Gibson, Virginia’s Democratic candidate for the House of Delegates, found herself defending videos she posted online where she and her husband partake in intimate activities for “tips” to support “good causes”. Her campaign’s new slogan? “Streaming for your dreams.” Leading Democratic…
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DENVER, CO – In an unexpected twist at a Sunday performance of the iconic “Beetlejuice” musical, U.S. Rep. Lauren Boebert was ceremoniously ushered out of the theater, not for the previously reported disturbances of vaping and recording but, in fact, for committing the grave error…
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