Trump and Musk have gone from allies to enemies in record time, with threats, secrets, and wild accusations filling everyone’s feed. Congress is terrified. Only the meme lords are winning.…
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Chicago proposes a 1% grocery tax to fight a billion-dollar deficit, assuring residents it’s not a new tax—just a “process” that means paying more for essentials. Shoppers now get to choose: higher prices, fewer police, or even more legendary potholes.…
NASA’s legendary climate lab, GISS, is being “streamlined” into a virtual institute as part of Trump’s new budget, leaving top scientists out in the cold and the planet out of luck. Morale is low, coffee is rationed, and climate modeling may soon involve finger paints.…
Why settle for socks when you can buy Dad’s love with power tools, gadgets, and fire hazards? Our editorial board combed through the internet’s most questionable shopping decisions so you don’t have to. Here’s what every modern father probably doesn’t need, but definitely wants. Closing…
Senators offer Elon Musk a craft table and sticker chart after he calls on Congress to “KILL THE BILL,” reminding him budget proposals are best made with crayons, not memes.…
Congress is investigating whether Joe Biden’s autopen deserves a presidential pension, a prime spot at the Smithsonian, or a day in court. Trump and Republicans want answers, while Democrats want a statue.…
Doctors everywhere are diagnosing “just getting old.” The only cure? A sense of humor and maybe some ibuprofen.…
Hooters closes dozens of locations, blaming America’s waning appetite for forced family outings. The chain pivots to a new franchise model and virtual awkwardness, promising spicy wings without the side of social anxiety.…
The new Wicked sequel trailer just dropped. Oz is louder, Dorothy’s confused, and even the flying monkeys need a break. Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo return for more magic, more noise, and a whole lot of high notes.…
Karine Jean-Pierre’s new book may not move D.C., but her rumored romance with Fox’s Peter Doocy sure will. The White House briefing room might have needed a chaperone.…
Head & Shoulders shocks the world by launching “Knees & Toes” body wash, raising questions—and eyebrows—about which body part gets a product next.…
Trump’s administration issues a sweeping travel ban targeting 12 mostly black and brown countries, swearing it’s all “coincidence” and not at all about skin color.…
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