Mike Lindell was hit with a $2.3M defamation verdict. He claims the jury’s decision was rigged — possibly counted by the same machines he’s been yelling about since 2020.…
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Donald Trump launches the “T1” smartphone and “47 Plan” service, calling it the most patriotic device ever. Features include auto-replying “WRONG” and no communication with California.…
Florida police shut down a rogue Renaissance fair in a Publix parking lot after a costumed couple served turkey legs and hosted parking lot jousts.…
HR Department Accidentally Books Escape Room on Friday the 13th, Entire Team Still Missing
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HR booked a team-building escape room on Friday the 13th. Eight employees entered. None have returned. Corporate says they’re “still learning.”…
In a legislative blunder, Congress passed an infrastructure bill that inadvertently bans weekends, leaving the nation in a state of exhausted confusion.…
Brian Wilson, Beach Boys co-founder, dies after the chaos of LA’s recent riots overwhelms his fragile harmonic equilibrium…
Trump unveils “TruthTrade,” a MAGA-exclusive investing app that syncs with his social media posts and features Marjorie Taylor Greene giving stock tips from a throne…
After a failed inspection, Trump rebrands food safety, blames woke hand soap agenda, and launches his own “T for Trump” health grade…
After a 4-0 loss to Switzerland and four straight defeats, the U.S. Men’s National Team is reportedly asking FIFA if it can still host the 2026 World Cup without playing.…
Hulk Hogan is leading a beer-fueled bid to rescue Hooters from bankruptcy, promising to revive the brand with patriotism, wings, and flex appeal.…

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