MAGA has officially blamed Jeffrey Epstein for every major American conspiracy, including ones that predate his birth.…
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A Midwestern man sparks a checkout standoff after demanding old-school cashier service, emotional validation, and sustained eye contact.…
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NBA 2K26 picked Angel Reese for its WNBA cover to “generate engagement through chaos,” bypassing fan-favorite Caitlin Clark and igniting exactly the digital storm they wanted.…
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TIME Top 100 creator Haliey Welch to launch a state-backed sex ed program in Tennessee, complete with viral slang and questionable hygiene metaphors.…
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Trump sets hard tariff deadline, immediately panics it overlaps with Shark Week. America’s trade war now fighting for airtime with Great Whites.…
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After a report showed a 41% drop in Prime Day sales, Jerome Powell blamed the economy’s fragility on “America’s unhealthy relationship with doorbusters.”…
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DOJ confirms Epstein died by suicide, Pam Bondi shreds documents during a Zyn-fueled cleaning spree. Cameras reportedly “needed space.”…
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TSA has ended the shoe-removal rule at checkpoints, but travelers are advised to keep their dignity stored in checked luggage.…
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Are you tired of buying toilet paper and surveillance in the same box? Do you break out in hives when you see a smiley arrow that looks like it knows your browser history? Good news, emotionally overclocked consumer — here are 9 real products you…
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Pastor Joel Osteen admits prayer doesn’t work but still encourages followers to tithe generously — now offering miracle subscription tiers and monogrammed faith pillows.…
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After years of memes, meltdowns, and fast-food fan fury, McDonald’s brings back the Snack Wrap — with spicier options and even spicier consequences.…
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In an epic legislative fumble, the Senate passed a tax bill that included 67 pages of Cheesecake Factory menu items. No one noticed. Or cared.…
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