Village People Send Cease and Desist to Trump Due to Terrible Dance Moves
The iconic ’70s disco group, the Village People, have taken legal action against former President Donald Trump for his cringe-worthy dance moves to…
Lauren Boebert Proposes Making AR-15 the National Gun, Also Wants Bulletproof Backpacks to be the New ‘It’ Fashion for School Kids
Washington D.C. – In a surprising move, Representative Lauren Boebert (R-CO) has introduced a new bill that would make the AR-15 style rifle…
Trump Ordered to Attend ‘Social Media Fingers Anonymous’ After Violating Evidence Disclosure Rules
New York, NY – Former President Donald Trump has reportedly been ordered to attend a lecture on how not to violate evidence disclosure…
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Solution to Immigration: Marry Your Way to a Green Card
Marjorie Taylor Greene, a controversial politician known for her outspoken views on immigration, recently proposed a solution to the issue of illegal immigration.…
Trump Sets World Record for Not Answering Questions, Wins Gold in Political Dodgeball
In a stunning display of political dodging, former President Donald Trump has set a new record for not directly answering a single question…
Witches in Hocus-Panic as Politicians Reference Witch Hunts
In a recent development that has sent shockwaves through the witch community, witches across the United States are reportedly living in fear due…
VP Kamala Harris Mistakenly Believes She’s In Charge of People Named Al, Not A.I.
Washington D.C. – In an odd mix-up, Vice President Kamala Harris announced at a press conference today that she believed she was put…
Rep. Boebert Suggests U.S. Solve Debt Crisis by Opening Up Another Credit Card, Asks for Cash Back Rewards
Representative Lauren Boebert has proposed a new solution to the ongoing debate about raising the debt limit in Congress and the White House.…
George Santos Claims Georgia Bulldog Championship Team to Visit His Office Instead of White House
Representative George Santos made a statement claiming that the Georgia Bulldogs football team would not be accepting the White House invitation, but instead…
Melania Trump Endorses Trump 2024 Campaign, Cites Unfinished Decorating Projects in White House
Former First Lady Melania Trump has announced her full-throated endorsement of her husband, former President Donald Trump’s 3rd presidential run in 2024. According…
