In a move that has left both his critics and supporters scratching their heads, Ohio Senator J.D. Vance has publicly announced his newfound support for a demographic he once poked fun at—single cat…
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Senator Ted Cruz has taken a brave step forward by demanding a comprehensive investigation into the devastating incident that left him red-faced, bewildered, and thoroughly embarrassed. The incident in question? His now-infamous retweet…
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Washington, D.C. — Former President Donald Trump has announced that he will be taking on a new role in the upcoming primary debates: the official moderator. Trump has promised to provide unbiased and…
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President Biden’s administration has managed to transform the humble act of grocery shopping into a high-stakes adventure reminiscent of a reality TV show. Shoppers across the nation are raving about the exciting twists…
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Washington, D.C. — Former President Donald Trump announced today that he will not be participating in any primary debates featuring Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, biotech entrepreneur Vivek Ramaswamy, South Carolina Senator Tim Scott, former South…
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Los Angeles – In a move that has left many scratching their heads, the California government has announced a groundbreaking initiative to offer tent insurance to the burgeoning population of sidewalk inhabitants in…
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Washington D.C. — Former President Donald Trump has declared that he will not be participating in the first Republican debate. Instead, he plans to embark on a mission of “fruitful diplomacy,” personally delivering…
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has managed to find an unlikely scapegoat for the recent outbreak of “flesh-eating” bacteria in Tampa Bay: Disney and the so-called “Woke Mob.” In a press conference that left…
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Enter the Republicans, who, never ones to miss an opportunity for political commentary, decided to blame none other than the former Secretary of State, Hilary Clinton, for the impending tempest. “It’s all part…
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A previously undisclosed letter penned by former President Barack Obama has recently come to light, revealing an unexpected culinary craving. The letter, which was reportedly written during his time in office, has ignited…
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Des Moines, Iowa – Former President Donald Trump has taken his grievances to social media once again, this time targeting the ring toss game at the Iowa State Fair. The self-proclaimed master of…
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