Ted Cruz Starts Using N-Word to Fund Family Getaways After Seeing It Works for Minnesota Mom
After a Minnesota woman raised half a million for slinging slurs, Ted Cruz figured he’d give it a try. His Cancun fund is…
Make the Vatican Great Again: Trump Declares Himself Pope
Trump posts AI image of himself as Pope days after Francis’ funeral, declares himself the new spiritual leader “with better robes and way…
Tucker Carlson Finds ‘Freedom’ in Moscow: ‘It’s Like Home, But With Better Vodka and Less Freedom!’
Tucker Carlson has announced his move to Moscow, praising the city’s order and vodka while raising questions about his stance on freedom and…
Trump Supports Biden’s Pardon of Hunter, Hints at Pardoning His Own Children
President Biden's pardon of his son Hunter has sparked political debates, with former President Trump expressing support and hinting at similar actions for…
Biden Pardons Chicken Identifying as Turkey in Thanksgiving Ceremony
President Biden adds a unique twist to the Thanksgiving tradition, pardoning a chicken named Cluck Norris who identifies as a turkey. Social media…
New MAGA Dating App Matches Users Based on Their Favorite Conspiracy Theories
RightMatch, a new dating app for conservatives, connects users through shared conspiracy theories like flat Earth and QAnon. Critics call it divisive, while…
Trump Announces His Tariffs: 25% on Mexico and Canada, 10% on China — But MAGA Gear and Trump Bibles Are Exempt
Donald Trump has proposed tariffs on Mexico, Canada, and China effective January 2025, with exemptions for MAGA merchandise and Trump Bibles. Critics call…
State of Texas Declares Pi Equals 3.00 Based on Biblical Interpretation
Everything’s bigger in Texas — except now, apparently, the circumference of a circle.…
Attorney General Gaetz Plans to Use “Rock, Paper, Scissors” for All Future Legal Decisions
Attorney General Matt Gaetz plans to overhaul the justice system by introducing "Rock, Paper, Scissors" to resolve legal disputes. Critics argue it trivializes…
Former President and Convicted Felon Donald Trump Wins 2024 Election
From fast-food fryer to the Oval Office — again.…
