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Trump Signs Executive Order to Slash Drug Prices, Emphasizes Immediate Impact on Adderall

In a significant policy move, President Trump signs an executive order to lower prescription drug costs, highlighting the importance of medications like Adderall…

Trump Plans Military Birthday Parade After Putin’s Flex, Hopes Xi RSVPs and Brings Cake

After Putin’s flashy military parade, Trump is demanding his own in Washington. Sources say he wants tanks, jets, and a RSVP from President…

Fox News Taps High School AV Clubs After Running Out of Hosts

With Judge Jeanine gone to prosecute something, Fox News turns to high school AV club talent to fill its airtime. Expect awkward energy…

Trump Declares War on Mattel to Protect America from Surprise Clowns and Cheap Springs

President Trump plans a 100 percent tariff on Mattel. Critics say it’s revenge for never getting a Jack-in-the-Box as a kid.…

Congress Accidentally Passes Useful Bill, Immediately Apologizes

Congress passed a bill that helps real people. Officials quickly apologized, burned it, and promised to never be effective again.…

Marjorie Taylor Greene Heroically Sells $42 Hat to Save America From People With Cheaper Hats

Rep. Greene’s new $42 Gulf of America hat promises to protect liberty, confuse geographers, and deflect criticism one overpriced thread at a time.…

Trump Furious New Pope Stole Spotlight from “YUGE” UK Trade Deal Announcement

Trump’s long-awaited UK trade deal was upstaged by white smoke from the Vatican announcing a new pope. He’s not taking it well.…

Trump Reaches Historic Trade Deal with Penguins and Seals, Declares Victory Over Heard and McDonald Islands

Trump claims he’s struck a deal with the penguins and seals of Heard and McDonald Islands. The animals have yet to comment. Or…

Trump Reopens Alcatraz, Clint Eastwood Delivers Sermon to Empty Cellblock

Trump brings back Alcatraz and invites Clint Eastwood to yell at an empty prison cell. Critics call it surreal; supporters call it “deeply…

Trump Announces 50% Tariff on Fun for Cinco de Mayo, Cites “Unfair Advantage in Joy Production”

Trump announces a 50% tariff on Cinco de Mayo celebrations, targeting margaritas, dancing, and joy. He calls it a necessary step to “protect…

Politics - Page 16

Trump Signs Executive Order to Slash Drug Prices, Emphasizes Immediate Impact on Adderall

Trump Plans Military Birthday Parade After Putin’s Flex, Hopes Xi RSVPs and Brings Cake

Fox News Taps High School AV Clubs After Running Out of Hosts

Trump Declares War on Mattel to Protect America from Surprise Clowns and Cheap Springs

Congress Accidentally Passes Useful Bill, Immediately Apologizes

Marjorie Taylor Greene Heroically Sells $42 Hat to Save America From People With Cheaper Hats

Trump Furious New Pope Stole Spotlight from “YUGE” UK Trade Deal Announcement

Trump Reaches Historic Trade Deal with Penguins and Seals, Declares Victory Over Heard and McDonald Islands

Trump Reopens Alcatraz, Clint Eastwood Delivers Sermon to Empty Cellblock

Trump Announces 50% Tariff on Fun for Cinco de Mayo, Cites “Unfair Advantage in Joy Production”

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