Disney Acquires Congress, Promises Funnier Bills, Better Costumes
Disney’s new Congress promises more fun and music, with new laws passed only after a sing-along and a costume contest.…
L.A. Fashion Week Unveils ‘Deportation Chic’: Flash-Bang Accessories Now in Style
Federal agents accidentally create the hottest fashion event of the season during an immigration raid, leaving the city abuzz about “deportation chic” and…
Steve Bannon Offers Play-by-Play as West Wing Goes Full Jerry Springer
Elon Musk and Bessent turned the West Wing into a contact sport, with Steve Bannon on live commentary and Trump debating the installation…
Zelenskyy Offers to Negotiate Peace Deal Between Trump and Musk
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy offers to mediate peace talks between President Trump and Elon Musk, hoping juice boxes and playground rules can keep…
Trump and Musk’s Explosive Breakup Hits X-Rated Levels: Epstein Files, EV Mandates, and Exile
Trump and Musk have gone from allies to enemies in record time, with threats, secrets, and wild accusations filling everyone’s feed. Congress is…
Let Them Eat Receipts: Chicago’s Mayor Unveils New Grocery Tax “for the Greater Good”
Chicago proposes a 1% grocery tax to fight a billion-dollar deficit, assuring residents it’s not a new tax—just a “process” that means paying…
Senate Offers Musk a Crayon and Stickers to Calm Him Down
Senators offer Elon Musk a craft table and sticker chart after he calls on Congress to “KILL THE BILL,” reminding him budget proposals…
Biden Autopen Faces Congress: Will It Get a Pension or a Perjury Charge?
Congress is investigating whether Joe Biden’s autopen deserves a presidential pension, a prime spot at the Smithsonian, or a day in court. Trump…
Karine Jean-Pierre’s Book Deal Sparks Rumors of Steamy Relationship with Peter Doocy
Karine Jean-Pierre’s new book may not move D.C., but her rumored romance with Fox’s Peter Doocy sure will. The White House briefing room…
Trump’s New Travel Ban: “It’s Totally Not About Skin Color”
Trump’s administration issues a sweeping travel ban targeting 12 mostly black and brown countries, swearing it’s all “coincidence” and not at all about…
