Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas is claiming that he did not understand the law when it came to disclosing lavish trips and vacations he accepted from a billionaire and GOP megadonor. Thomas explained…
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ADAMS COUNTY, Pa. – Following the arrest of Tony Saunders, who was caught driving a stolen school bus while naked and carrying a dead deer in Pennsylvania, officials in Florida have reportedly offered…
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In a move inspired by the success of the pitch clock in Major League Baseball, a local grocery store in Missouri has introduced an order clock at its deli counter. The innovative new…
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A stay-at-home dad in California has announced his intention to run for office in order to change legislation that he feels is treating him unfairly. The man, who has not been named, reportedly…
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Italian plumbers around the world have banded together to cancel the iconic Super Mario Brothers movie. The reason? According to the plumbers, the movie is a grossly inaccurate portrayal of their profession and…
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Mar-a-Lago, Florida – An active eater situation has emerged at Mar-a-Lago, with reports suggesting that the former President of the United States, Donald Trump, has been indulging in a marathon eating session. According…
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Former news anchor and losing Republican candidate for Arizona governor, Kari Lake, was caught by the police for driving on a highway without wearing a seatbelt travelling at a high rate of speed.…
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s company Goop has announced that it will be selling snowflakes to customers from the Deer Valley Resort in Park City. This comes on the heels of Paltrow’s recent legal win, in…
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In a recent social media post, former President Donald Trump has criticized Jill Biden’s decision to invite the losing NCAA Women’s basketball team, the Iowa Hawkeyes, to the White House along with the…
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New York, NY – Former President Donald Trump’s arraignment in Manhattan may have caused some tension, but it had an unexpected outcome: New York City residents coming together to tell Representative Marjorie Taylor…
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