Washington D.C. – After an extensive investigation into the recent classified document data leaks, it turns out that President Biden’s German Shepherd, Commander has been identified as the source of a recent data…
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Chicago, IL – Residents of Chicago will soon be able to call dibs on their preferred viewing spots for the upcoming NASCAR race that will be held in the city in early July.…
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After a successful test run with NPR and PBS with their Government-funded Media label, tech billionaire Elon Musk announced today that he will be launching a new subscription service for Twitter called “Twitter…
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Northwest Georgia – Marjorie Taylor Greene, the Congresswoman from Georgia, was spotted touring a new community with anti-space laser protection as a service provided by their Homeowners Association (HOA). The community, located in…
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New York City – Former President Trump, who is facing a 34-count indictment for alleged hush money payments during the 2016 election, has compared himself to the Beatles, claiming that his recent appearance…
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It has been uncovered that Senator Lindsey Graham is working on a commission for former President Donald Trump, and is set to make 5% of all donations that he brings in for the…
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In the wake of a federal judge ordering the return of banned books to a Texas public library, conservative Christian communities are now calling for the removal of another cultural artifact from televesion…
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Chicago, IL – The Democratic National Committee announced today that Chicago will be the host city for the 2024 Democratic National Convention. The decision has left many scratching their heads, as Chicago has…
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Legendary Mad magazine cartoonist Al Jaffee, who passed away at the age of 102, will be honored with a unique tombstone that reflects his iconic sense of humor. According to sources close to…
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Sales of Bud Light have skyrocketed in recent weeks, reaching an all-time high excluding for the Fourth of July holiday. And what’s driving this sudden surge in beer consumption, you might ask? Gun-loving…
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