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Elon Musk Launches Twitter Red: The Subscription Service for State-Funded Trolls
After a successful test run with NPR and PBS with their Government-funded Media label, tech…
Marjorie Taylor Greene Tours Community with Anti-Space Laser Protection Provided by HOA
Northwest Georgia - Marjorie Taylor Greene, the Congresswoman from Georgia, was spotted touring a new…
Former President Trump Claims Beatles-Esque Status as, According to Him, People Cried at His Indictment
New York City - Former President Trump, who is facing a 34-count indictment for alleged…
Lindsey Graham’s New Side Hustle: Making Bank as Trump’s Fundraising Lackey
It has been uncovered that Senator Lindsey Graham is working on a commission for former…
Christian Communities Call for Ban on Footloose Movie to Avoid Rebellion Among Youth
In the wake of a federal judge ordering the return of banned books to a…
DNC Picks Chicago for 2024 National Convention, Asks Gangs to Pretty Pretty Please Take a Week Off
Chicago, IL - The Democratic National Committee announced today that Chicago will be the host…
Iconic Mad Magazine Cartoonist Al Jaffee, Dead at 102, Honored with Fold-In Tombstone
Legendary Mad magazine cartoonist Al Jaffee, who passed away at the age of 102, will…
Bud Light Sales Soar as Gun Loving Conservatives Use Beer Cans for Target Practice
Sales of Bud Light have skyrocketed in recent weeks, reaching an all-time high excluding for…
FBI Arrests Keanu Reeves for Allegedly Taking the Red Pill
Los Angeles, California - The FBI has arrested Keanu Reeves, the actor who played Neo…
Conservative Radio Host Ben Shapiro Declares Love for Things He Hates
Conservative talk show host Ben Shapiro has come out publically with his philosophy that is…
Leaked Audio: Pope Francis Tells Inappropriate Joke at Jimmy John’s, Involving a Nickel and a Pickle
A leaked audio clip from 2015 has surfaced that reveals a disturbing interaction between Pope…
Waking Up From 18 Year Coma: Man Loses Wife, Parents, and Job, But Rejoices Over Defunct Blockbuster Late Fees
After being in a coma for over 18 years, Brian Franklin, a resident of Springfield…
Tiger Woods Reveals Plantar Fasciitis Caused by His Unlucky Socks
AUGUSTA, Ga. - Tiger Woods has withdrawn from the 2023 Masters Tournament at Augusta National…
Recent Poll Suggests UFC Fans Prefer New Candidate ‘Brandon’ Over Trump or Biden
MIAMI, FL - A recent poll of attendees at the UFC 287 event in Miami…
Brad Pitt Lets Elderly Neighbor Live Rent-Free on One Condition: Keep the Pigeons Away!
Los Angeles, CA - Hollywood heartthrob Brad Pitt is making headlines again for his latest…
Governor DeSantis Still Upset Over Minnie Mouse’s Rejection at Disney World, Sources Say
Tallahassee, Florida - Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has revealed that he has unresolved anger from…
True Boomers baffled as Generation Z calls everyone Older Than Them ‘Boomers’
In a bizarre twist of generational labeling, "True Boomers," those who are parents to both…
Kid Rock’s Truck Under Threat If GMC Partners With Woke Influencers
Rock artist Kid Rock expressed his concern about the possibility of GMC partnering with "woke"…
Clarence Thomas Shocked to Discover That ‘Personal Hospitality’ From Billionaire Donor Isn’t a Loophole in the Law
Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas is claiming that he did not understand the law when…
Florida Offers to Extradite Naked Stolen School Bus Driver with Dead Deer Passenger from Pennsylvania
ADAMS COUNTY, Pa. - Following the arrest of Tony Saunders, who was caught driving a…
Missouri Grocery Store Introduces Order Clock at Deli Counter
In a move inspired by the success of the pitch clock in Major League Baseball,…
Stay-at-Home Dad Upset He Can’t Get Laid Off and Collect Unemployment
A stay-at-home dad in California has announced his intention to run for office in order…
Italian Plumbers Try to Flush Super Mario Bros Movie Down the Drain
Italian plumbers around the world have banded together to cancel the iconic Super Mario Brothers…
An Active Eater Situation at Mar-a-Lago Sparks Food Shortage Fears
Mar-a-Lago, Florida - An active eater situation has emerged at Mar-a-Lago, with reports suggesting that…
Kari Lake’s Jealousy of Trump’s Arrest Leads to Reckless Driving Stunt
Former news anchor and losing Republican candidate for Arizona governor, Kari Lake, was caught by…
Goop to Sell Snowflakes from Deer Valley Resort for $1 Each After Gwyneth Paltrow’s Legal Win
Gwyneth Paltrow's company Goop has announced that it will be selling snowflakes to customers from…
Trump Slams Jill Biden’s Invitation of Losing NCAA Women’s Basketball Team to White House, Noting, Losers Don’t Belong in the White House, Like Me
In a recent social media post, former President Donald Trump has criticized Jill Biden's decision…
New Yorkers Unite to Give Marjorie Taylor Greene a ‘New York Goodbye’ During Trump’s Arraignment
New York, NY - Former President Donald Trump's arraignment in Manhattan may have caused some…
Local Karen Armed With Her Yelp Account Too Much for Sassy Ed Debevic’s Staff
Chicago, IL - On a Rowdy Tuesday Evening at Ed Debevic's, a woman appropriately named…
Train Carrying Beer Derails in Montana, Local College Students Beat First Responders to the Scene
In a shocking incident that left the residents of Montana in disbelief, a freight train…
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