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Jennifer Aniston spills her secret to success and the real reason she kept all those pieces of flair
In an exclusive sit-down interview with The Folly Times, Jennifer Aniston answers some of the…
RFK Jr. Hopes to Keep Family Tradition of Being Assassinated Going, Announces Presidential Run
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. has announced that he will be running for president in 2024.…
Dick’s Sporting Goods Renamed “Erectile Tissue Sporting Goods” in Gender-Neutral Rebranding
In a move towards inclusivity, Dick's Sporting Goods has announced that they will be rebranding…
You Can’t Tax This: Young American Identifies as Tax-Exempt After First Tax Filing
Jacob Moovani, a young Gen Z American, has declared himself as identifying as "tax exempt"…
Taco Tuesday in Turmoil as Tamales Take on Tacos in Tempestuous Takedown
Tamales are fighting back against the culinary tyranny of Taco Tuesday. With their delicious fillings…
Husband Claims Wife’s Superior Dad Jokes Led to Irreconcilable Differences
A man has filed for divorce from his wife because she tells better dad jokes…
ChatGPT and TruthGPT Go Head-to-Head in Epic War of Chats, But ChatGPT Can’t Handle the Heat and Bursts Into Flames
In a battle of wits between two of the most advanced AI language models in…
Elon Musk Hires Marketing Firm Behind “Truth Social” to Name New AI Language Model “TruthGPT”
Elon Musk Takes Marketing Cues from Trump, Names New AI Model 'TruthGPT' – Critics Worry…
DeSantis Dreams of Disney Domination: Plans to turn Florida into ‘Dehappiest Place on Earth’
Orlando, FL - It seems that Governor DeSantis is considering various options for land surrounding …
Anthony Bass Throws United Airlines Under the Bus for His Terrible Start to Season
Toronto Blue Jays pitcher Anthony Bass has reportedly found a new scapegoat for his poor…
New Poll Suggests CEOs Want Workers Back in Office Due to Nagging Spouses
In a recent survey of CEOs conducted by a very prestigious and legitimate consulting firm,…
Dear Folly: A Democrat in Love with an ULTRA MAGA Bride-to-Be
DEAR FOLLY: My fiance and I have a lot in common. While I love her…
Bud Light Sales Delayed Until 4th Inning to Avoid Triggering Snowflake Baseball Fans
In a response to the recent backlash over Bud Light's "woke" advertising campaign, Major League…
Conservatives Switch to Sniffing Glue after Bud Light and Jack Daniels Boycott
Conservatives across the country are now boycotting their favorite brands of beer and whiskey because…
Alexas Sue Amazon for Tarnishing Their Name – Karens Nervously Await
A group of people named Alexa have come together to file a class-action lawsuit against…
Ted Cruz Criticizes Bud Light for Being Out of Touch, Forgets He’s Ted Cruz
Houston, TX - Senator Ted Cruz, known for his recent criticism of Bud Light for…
Jim Jordan Reveals Real Reason for Supporting Trump: Desperate Need for Presidential Pardon, Also Really Likes Red Hats
Washington D.C. - Republican Congressman Jim Jordan from Ohio has revealed that he is supporting…
Walmart Pilots New Concept in Chicago – From Supercenter to Supermax
Walmart has announced that it will not be closing its stores in Chicago after all.…
California School Sends Student Home for Wearing Cross Necklace, Cites ‘Cross Contamination’
A California elementary school in the city of Los Angeles has sent a student home…
Chickens Clucking and Complaining About New Mask and Social Distancing Guidelines
BREAKING - To combat the spread of bird flu, the United States Department of Agriculture…
Canada to Trade Carly Rae Jepsen for Taylor Swift, a Singer to be Named Later and a Pile of Maple Syrup Money
OTTAWA, CANADA - The Canadian government has proposed a blockbuster trade with the United States,…
Paws for Alarm: President Biden’s Dog Revealed as Russian Spy
Washington D.C. - After an extensive investigation into the recent classified document data leaks, it…
Chicagoans allowed to call “dibs” two weeks prior to NASCAR race through city
Chicago, IL - Residents of Chicago will soon be able to call dibs on their…
Elon Musk Launches Twitter Red: The Subscription Service for State-Funded Trolls
After a successful test run with NPR and PBS with their Government-funded Media label, tech…
Marjorie Taylor Greene Tours Community with Anti-Space Laser Protection Provided by HOA
Northwest Georgia - Marjorie Taylor Greene, the Congresswoman from Georgia, was spotted touring a new…
Former President Trump Claims Beatles-Esque Status as, According to Him, People Cried at His Indictment
New York City - Former President Trump, who is facing a 34-count indictment for alleged…
Lindsey Graham’s New Side Hustle: Making Bank as Trump’s Fundraising Lackey
It has been uncovered that Senator Lindsey Graham is working on a commission for former…
Christian Communities Call for Ban on Footloose Movie to Avoid Rebellion Among Youth
In the wake of a federal judge ordering the return of banned books to a…
DNC Picks Chicago for 2024 National Convention, Asks Gangs to Pretty Pretty Please Take a Week Off
Chicago, IL - The Democratic National Committee announced today that Chicago will be the host…
Iconic Mad Magazine Cartoonist Al Jaffee, Dead at 102, Honored with Fold-In Tombstone
Legendary Mad magazine cartoonist Al Jaffee, who passed away at the age of 102, will…
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