The Vatican’s papal smoke tradition was briefly interrupted after a pizza chef accidentally smoked out the conclave. Vatican confirms: no pope, just pepperoni.…
Trump claims he’s struck a deal with the penguins and seals of Heard and McDonald Islands. The animals have yet to comment. Or…
Trump brings back Alcatraz and invites Clint Eastwood to yell at an empty prison cell. Critics call it surreal; supporters call it “deeply…
Senator JD Vance accuses ChatGPT users of bad manners and proposes a law to redirect AI politeness toward Elon Musk’s struggling Grok. Because…
Trump announces a 50% tariff on Cinco de Mayo celebrations, targeting margaritas, dancing, and joy. He calls it a necessary step to “protect…
Key Takeaways In the most Trump way possible to celebrate Star Wars Day, the former president held a press conference at Mar-a-Lago flanked…
After a Minnesota woman raised half a million for slinging slurs, Ted Cruz figured he’d give it a try. His Cancun fund is…
Trump posts AI image of himself as Pope days after Francis’ funeral, declares himself the new spiritual leader “with better robes and way…
WeightWatchers CEO Sima Sistani resigns after two years. With competition from weight-loss drugs, the board faces tough decisions about the company’s future.…
Tucker Carlson has announced his move to Moscow, praising the city’s order and vodka while raising questions about his stance on freedom and…