former President Donald Trump announced that he does not identify as a Christian but instead practices Buddhism. This revelation, coupled with his belief that if he were shot and died, he would be…
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Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson has reached out to Master Splinter and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT) to assist in curbing the violence plaguing the city. The announcement has captured the public’s imagination…
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In the land of the free, where liberty and the pursuit of happiness are cornerstones of the American Dream, there exists a paradoxical realm known as the Homeowners Association (HOA). This peculiar institution,…
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Alex Jones has now turned his tinfoil hat gaze inward, declaring that a fake, skinnier version of himself is being used by the deep state to discredit him. This latest twist has left…
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Southwest Airlines has decided to break with its 50-year tradition of open seating. Starting next month, passengers will now be assigned seats based on the outcome of rock paper scissors matches. This unconventional…
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In an effort to keep the Olympic Games fresh and engaging, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) has announced the inclusion of several unconventional sports for the 2024 Paris Olympics. The new additions, ranging…
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Vice President Kamala Harris is reportedly considering former President Jimmy Carter as her running mate after President Joe Biden announced his decision to withdraw from the 2024 race. This surprising move has sparked…
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The Trump campaign has begun consulting with none other than Andrew Tate, the notorious internet personality known for his provocative statements and polarizing presence online. As the 2024 election approaches and the stakes…
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In a statement that has both baffled and amused political observers, Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) has accused liberals of racism for referring to former President Donald Trump as “orange man.” The comment, delivered…
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J.D. Vance, Trump’s VP pick for the 2024 election, has claimed that his choice of beverage could be seen as racist by Democrats. The comment, delivered with the kind of conviction usually reserved…
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