After Putin’s flashy military parade, Trump is demanding his own in Washington. Sources say he wants tanks, jets, and a RSVP from President…
With Judge Jeanine gone to prosecute something, Fox News turns to high school AV club talent to fill its airtime. Expect awkward energy…
Pope Leo XIV has customized his quarters with a Walter Payton Fathead, Da Bears posters, and a side of Midwestern reverence. Heaven, meet…
President Trump plans a 100 percent tariff on Mattel. Critics say it’s revenge for never getting a Jack-in-the-Box as a kid.…
Congress passed a bill that helps real people. Officials quickly apologized, burned it, and promised to never be effective again.…
Bill Belichick’s girlfriend, Jordon Hudson, is banned from UNC football facilities. Apparently, being a muse doesn’t qualify you to call the plays.…
Rep. Greene’s new $42 Gulf of America hat promises to protect liberty, confuse geographers, and deflect criticism one overpriced thread at a time.…
Chicago-born Robert Prevost becomes Pope Leo XIV, but his hometown isn’t waiting for formalities. He’s Da Pope now and the deep dish is…
Trump’s long-awaited UK trade deal was upstaged by white smoke from the Vatican announcing a new pope. He’s not taking it well.…
Vatican confirms the white smoke seen over the Sistine Chapel wasn’t for a new pope, but rather the incineration of the Epstein client…