Georgia’s election board announced that voters will now be required to cast their ballots using rocks instead of traditional paper or electronic voting methods. Because, apparently, nothing says “representative government” quite like throwing…
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In what could only be described as the most unexpected move of the campaign season, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. made a surprise appearance at P. Diddy’s legendary ‘Freak-Off’—an exclusive party known more for its…
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Greg Thompson watched exactly one YouTube video on health and wellness and is now, according to friends and family, “completely unbearable” at dinner parties. The video, titled “The Truth About What You’re Really Eating”, has transformed…
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A new survey from the Institute for Political Pulse and Perception (IPPP) reveals that conservative women aged 30 to 49 are more likely to rely on emotions rather than facts when forming political…
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In a real life event that could’ve been ripped straight from his favorite movie, “Dazed and Confused,” Florida’s own political firebrand, Rep. Matt Gaetz, has allegedly taken a leap into a scandal that…
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In a move that surely has AI developers sobbing into their keyboards, California Governor Gavin Newsom signed new legislation to protect Hollywood actors from becoming AI clones. The bills, strongly supported by SAG-AFTRA,…
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The Teamsters Union, one of the most influential labor organizations in the U.S., has announced a presidential endorsement process modeled after the Electoral College. This decision has sparked debate among its members, with…
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In a decision that shocked absolutely no one, Congress has voted to postpone a critical legislative decision until such time that the American public has completely forgotten about it. With public interest in…
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In a hot mic moment that is already sending shockwaves through the political world, former President Donald Trump was overheard telling tech billionaire Elon Musk that MAGA Republicans are “gullible” and will “believe…
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Lebanon’s health ministry has confirmed one fatality and over 100 injuries after several electronic devices exploded in a second wave of mysterious attacks. This incident follows a string of similar events that left…
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