It has been uncovered that Senator Lindsey Graham is working on a commission for former President Donald Trump, and is set to make 5% of all donations that he brings in for the…
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In the wake of a federal judge ordering the return of banned books to a Texas public library, conservative Christian communities are now calling for the removal of another cultural artifact from televesion…
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Chicago, IL – The Democratic National Committee announced today that Chicago will be the host city for the 2024 Democratic National Convention. The decision has left many scratching their heads, as Chicago has…
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Legendary Mad magazine cartoonist Al Jaffee, who passed away at the age of 102, will be honored with a unique tombstone that reflects his iconic sense of humor. According to sources close to…
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Sales of Bud Light have skyrocketed in recent weeks, reaching an all-time high excluding for the Fourth of July holiday. And what’s driving this sudden surge in beer consumption, you might ask? Gun-loving…
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Los Angeles, California – The FBI has arrested Keanu Reeves, the actor who played Neo in “The Matrix” movie franchise, for allegedly taking the red pill. According to the FBI’s glossary of key…
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Conservative talk show host Ben Shapiro has come out publically with his philosophy that is sure to turn some heads. “You have to keep artifacts and other items on things you hate,” Shapiro…
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Leaked Audio: Pope Francis Tells Inappropriate Joke at Jimmy John’s, Involving a Nickel and a Pickle
A leaked audio clip from 2015 has surfaced that reveals a disturbing interaction between Pope Francis, a customer at Jimmy John’s when he visited the United States, and one of the employees. The…
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After being in a coma for over 18 years, Brian Franklin, a resident of Springfield Missouri, woke up to a world that was vastly different from the one he remembered. He was devastated…
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AUGUSTA, Ga. – Tiger Woods has withdrawn from the 2023 Masters Tournament at Augusta National Golf Club due to a foot injury, but many golf fans are questioning whether the injury is real…
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