Republican lawmakers have vowed to limit the government’s intrusion into citizens’ lives, as long as those citizens’ choices align with the conservative agenda. “We believe in limited government, except when it comes to…
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SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA – In a desperate attempt to address the plummeting birth rates in the country, the South Korean government has turned to a rather unconventional solution: paying Nick Cannon to impregnate…
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In a bizarre turn of events, Wheel of Fortune host Pat Sajak has been caught on camera tackling contestant Frank to the ground, just moments after he solved the final puzzle and won…
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A Taylor Swift concert turned into a nightmare for one fan last night, as she waited for two hours for a second encore that never occurred. Samantha Johnson, 21, had been looking forward…
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Former President Donald Trump has reportedly paid Fox News host Tucker Carlson hush money to stop defending him on his show. According to sources with knowledge of the matter, Trump’s legal team approached…
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New York City – Former President Donald Trump has announced his latest business venture – a luxury jail under the Trump brand. The jail, set to open later this year, will feature gold-plated…
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In a stunning victory for prudishness and censorship, a conservative Florida school board has voted to put pants on a Renaissance statue after parents complained about an art lesson featuring the iconic nude…
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Former President Barack Obama was arrested yesterday in Hawaii for attempting to smuggle an excessive number of pineapples off the island. According to witnesses, Obama was caught red-handed by customs officials trying to…
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BREAKING – Thousands of millennials and Gen Zers, also known as Zoomers, lined up at banks across the country on Sunday to withdraw their money after rumors spread of bank failures on social…
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In a bizarre twist, people across the country are ditching traditional banking methods and turning to Amazon gift cards as a safe haven for their money. While many are left bewildered by this…
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