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Putin Urges Israel to Use Diplomacy With Iran, Just Like He Used With Ukraine

Last updated: June 17, 2025 4:01 PM CT
Vladimir Putin shakes hands with Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian during meeting
Putin urges peace while standing beside a man whose country ships drones to his war

NEED TO KNOW

  • Putin called Israel’s strikes on Iran “unprovoked,” said Diplomacy is the only answer
  • Also said he’d be happy to broker peace unless someone “accidentally annexes something”
  • Russia offered to remove Iran’s uranium in exchange for a few spare drones and mutual side-eye

Russia Condemns Use of Force, Briefly Forgets Crimea Exists

MOSCOW – In a shocking display of self-awareness-free diplomacy, Russian President Vladimir Putin urged Israel to pursue peaceful negotiations with Iran following a dramatic exchange of missile fire. The Kremlin warned against “escalation through force,” while a nearby globe quietly spun and pointed at Ukraine.

“Violence never solves anything,” Putin said, polishing a missile-shaped paperweight. “Unless, of course, it’s preemptive, misunderstood, and happens to benefit your strategic military position.”

Putin’s Two-Call Solution: Guilt Trip Both Sides

According to Kremlin officials, Putin spoke with Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian to express sympathy and with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to express disappointment. Sources say both calls included the phrase, “Don’t make me come down there.”

Putin offered to help resolve tensions diplomatically, citing Russia’s “long and storied history of peaceful regional interventions.”

Moscow Offers Nuclear Babysitting Services

In a gesture of peace, Russia offered to remove Iran’s enriched uranium and convert it into “cozy civilian reactor fuel.” In exchange, Iran reportedly sent a thank-you note and several pallets of exploding sky lawnmowers, known locally as “drones.”

“We do not want to be dragged into this conflict,” a Russian foreign ministry spokesperson said. “We prefer to influence it from a safe, deniable distance, like a supportive but very armed uncle.”

Geopolitical Irony Reaches Peak Compression

Putin’s statements condemning force and pledging support for U.N. sovereignty caused several diplomats to spit out their espresso in unison. Kremlin media insisted this was not hypocrisy, but “multi-level chess meets performance art.”

Meanwhile, Netanyahu reportedly responded to Putin’s call with a long sigh and the phrase, “Oh, now you care about borders?”

Quote of the moment

Diplomacy is always the answer, unless your tanks are already halfway there

Vladimir Putin
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