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Walmart Pilots New Concept in Chicago – From Supercenter to Supermax

Last updated: Sat, April 15, 2023 3:11 PM CT
By The Folly Times
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Walmart has announced that it will not be closing its stores in Chicago after all. However, the reason behind the decision is not what anyone expected. Instead of shutting down the stores, Walmart has decided to turn them into correctional jails.

The decision has shocked many in the community, who were hoping that Walmart would keep the stores open for their convenience and access to fresh products. But Walmart executives have defended the decision, citing the high crime rates in the area as the main reason for the change.

“We’ve been monitoring the crime rates in the neighborhoods where our stores are located, and they’re off the charts,” said a spokesperson for Walmart. “We figured that since so much crime was already occurring at these stores, we might as well rebrand them and collect money from the government to run a jail instead.”

The decision to turn the stores into jails has raised many questions about the fate of Walmart employees. It is unclear at this time whether store employees will be retrained for their new correctional officer duties or not. Some employees are reportedly excited about the change, however.

“I’ve always wanted to be a cop,” said one employee, who wished to remain anonymous. “And now I get to be one without having to go through all that pesky training.”

Community activists are not pleased with the decision, however. They claim that Walmart is taking advantage of a bad situation to make even more money.

“This is outrageous,” said one protester. “We didn’t want the stores to close, but we certainly didn’t want them turned into jails. Walmart is just taking advantage of a bad situation to make a profit.”

Despite the criticism, Walmart seems determined to move forward with its new correctional jail venture. “We’re excited to be expanding our business in this new direction,” said the spokesperson. “Who knows? Maybe we’ll start opening up jails in all our stores across the country.”

The news has sparked a lot of reactions on social media, with many people expressing their disbelief at the decision. Some have even started a petition to boycott Walmart, arguing that the company is exploiting vulnerable communities for its own profit.

In the end, it remains to be seen how this decision will play out for Walmart and the communities it serves. But one thing is clear: the company has taken a bold step in a new direction, and it will be interesting to see how it all unfolds.

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