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TSA to Let Travelers Keep Shoes On, But May Still Confiscate Your Dignity

Last updated: Tue, July 8, 2025 6:41 PM CT
By The Folly Times
3 Min Read
TSA traveler places shoes in security bin
Shoes may stay on now, but you’ll still be judged for your choice in footwear

NEED TO KNOW

  • The TSA announced passengers are no longer required to remove shoes at airport security checkpoints.
  • The change is credited to “improved layered security” and “modern scanning tech,” not basic human decency.
  • Travelers should still expect pat-downs, emotional disintegration, and inexplicable laptop rituals.

Step Lightly, but Prepare for Emotional Turbulence

After two decades of ritual humiliation and exposed heel cracks, TSA has announced passengers may now keep their shoes on at security checkpoints. While travelers across the country celebrated the news, the agency quickly reminded Americans that while footwear can stay, their dignity may still need to come off in a separate bin.

“We’re Focused on the Soul, Not the Sole”

“Security is about layers,” said Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, while standing uncomfortably close to a display of confiscated toenail clippers. “We’re eliminating shoe removal, but we’re doubling down on invasive questions about that vibrating toothbrush in your carry-on.”

Trump’s Vision: A Safer, Loafer-Friendly Nation

Though the policy originated under review during the Biden years, Noem credited Donald Trump for the decision. “He walked into Mar-a-Lago wearing hotel slippers and declared, ‘Let freedom ring and let the Skechers stay on.’” The agency quickly began researching ways to spare TSA agents from foot-related trauma without sacrificing their constitutional right to randomly yell “secondary screening.”

Just When You Thought You’d Keep Your Dignity

Despite the win for footwear, the TSA warns that eye contact, personal space, and self-respect are still subject to removal at their discretion. Passengers may also be required to perform the “I swear I’m not clenching anything” stance during random scans. A new program called “PreShame” is reportedly being piloted, where frequent fliers can get pre-screened for emotional breakdowns.

Our machines are better. Our policies are smarter. And yes, your socks still smell weird. Welcome to progress.

Quote of the moment

TSA agents are no longer looking for bombs in your shoes, just emotional baggage we can all share

A frequent flyer who still removes his belt out of muscle memory
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