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- George Santos thanks Trump for “believing in creative accounting.”
- Restitution optional under new Republican moral framework.
- Trump says lying is fine “if the flag’s in the background.”
Law and Order, Depending on Who You Are
Former Congressman George Santos celebrated his early release this weekend after President Donald Trump commuted his sentence, calling the decision “a win for honesty-adjacent public service.” The move ends Santos’ three-month stay in prison and his seven-year obligation to pretend to understand remorse.
Trump defended his action by saying Santos “did what every great Republican should do: embellish for America.” He added that while Santos “may have lied about everything, he did it under the right brand.”
Restitution Negotiated Down to ‘If I Feel Like It’
When asked if he would pay back the $374,000 ordered by the court, Santos said he would do so “if the law tells me to, or if I wake up rich again.” He cited his two-day adjustment period to “life outside incarceration,” noting that “accountability requires planning and spreadsheets, which were all taken away when they confiscated my MacBook.”
Legal experts say the restitution order still stands, though enforcement may depend on whether Santos claims to have “misplaced the victims.”
Trump Declares Santos a ‘Political Prisoner of Honesty’
In a Truth Social post, Trump called Santos “a brave patriot who suffered only because Democrats hate success stories.” The post also accused Senator Richard Blumenthal of “stolen valor, stolen honor, and probably stolen ketchup packets.”
Trump praised Santos for “having the courage to fabricate the American Dream,” adding that “not every liar gets caught, but the best ones get pardoned.”
Rebranding the Redemption Arc
Santos told reporters that he plans to “start fresh” and “maybe run for something smaller, like Secretary of Truth.” He also expressed gratitude to Trump, saying, “The president believes in forgiveness, and I believe in invoices. Together, that’s America.”
Meanwhile, ethics watchdogs have warned that the pardon could set a dangerous precedent for future cases of fraud, bribery, and light treason. Still, sources close to the White House say Trump’s legal team views it as a “trial balloon for 2028 clemency packages.”
“At least Santos’ lies were inspiring,” said policy analyst Fiona Greene, Public Integrity Institute. “He didn’t just deceive for profit, he deceived with flair.”
Honesty is for people without branding deals.
Eli Carver, Political Accountability Museum
