NEED TO KNOW
- President Trump was booed by a large crowd at the FIFA Club World Cup Final in Los Angeles.
- He responded by instructing aides to deport the entire section or send them to “Alligator Alcatraz.”
- The Florida-based migrant detention center is surrounded by swamps and aggressive reptiles.
Golden Boot, Golden Cage
President Donald Trump was met with a cascade of boos Saturday at the FIFA Club World Cup Final, prompting the Commander-in-Chief to lean over to his security detail and bark, “Find out who they are and send them to Alligator Alcatraz. All of them. Even the kids.”
Hostile Territory: The VIP Box
Sitting between Melania Trump and FIFA President Gianni Infantino, Trump appeared visibly confused at the crowd’s negative reaction. According to a reporter nearby, he briefly mistook the jeers for chants of “USA,” then muttered, “Nope, not USA. That’s French. They’re yelling ‘booooo.’”
After the game, press secretary Eric Bolling confirmed that ICE had “received preliminary instructions to look into Section 113” but clarified, “We will not be detaining anyone who purchased premium seating or Coors Light in a patriotic manner.”
International Incident or Disney FastPass?
Critics say deporting soccer fans for booing is a bit much, even by 2025 standards. Supporters, however, claim Trump’s decisive action saved America from “foreign soccer values” like teamwork and passing.
“Honestly, Alligator Alcatraz sounds better than sitting in LA traffic,” one attendee said. “I’ll take my chances with the gators.”
If convicted of un-American booing, fans face up to 90 days in a swampy holding cell, two gator sightings per day, and being forced to watch old MLS matches on loop.
Sometimes you’re the GOAT. Other times, you’re the gator bait.
