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Train Carrying Beer Derails in Montana, Local College Students Beat First Responders to the Scene

Last updated: Mon, April 3, 2023 6:58 PM CT
By The Folly Times
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In a shocking incident that left the residents of Montana in disbelief, a freight train carrying beer derailed in the early hours of the morning. According to eyewitnesses, the train was carrying a shipment of Coors Light and Blue Moon beer, which spilled into the countryside after the derailment.

As soon as news of the accident broke, local college students rushed to the scene to help with the clean-up efforts. Armed with cups, mugs, and buckets, the students worked tirelessly to clean up the spilled beer and prevent it from contaminating the local water supply.

When asked about their motivation for helping out, the students cited their love for beer and their desire to help the community. “We just couldn’t stand to see all that beer go to waste,” said one student. “Plus, we figured we could have a few beers ourselves while we were cleaning up.”

The clean-up efforts were successful, with the spilled beer being safely disposed of and the surrounding area being cleaned up. However, the incident has raised concerns about the safety of transporting large quantities of alcohol on trains.

“We need to take a serious look at the regulations around the transportation of alcohol,” said one local resident. “This could have been a much bigger disaster if the train had been carrying something more dangerous.”

In the meantime, the local college students have been hailed as heroes for their efforts in helping to clean up the spill. “We couldn’t have done it without them,” said one cleanup worker. “They really saved the day – and the beer.”

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