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Ted Cruz Accidentally Makes Sense, Nation Unsure How to React

Ted Cruz produced one coherent thought in 2025, prompting historians to document it like a lunar eclipse mixed with a miracle.

Last updated: Sat, September 20, 2025 8:15 AM CT
By The Folly Times
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Ted Cruz speaking at a hearing in Washington
Ted Cruz shocks America with a rare coherent thought during a podcast rant.

NEED TO KNOW

  • Ted Cruz shocks America by saying something logical
  • Experts confirm it was not AI-generated audio
  • Historians rush to record this rare event

The impossible has happened. Senator Ted Cruz, a man best known for once reading Green Eggs and Ham on the Senate floor, has accidentally said something that made sense. In a podcast rant about the FCC behaving like a mob boss, Cruz compared the regulator’s threats to Goodfellas. Shockingly, his point aligned with reality for once.

Nation in Disbelief

Across the country, Americans are struggling to process the moment. Some wondered if their phones had misquoted him. Others suspected it was a deepfake created by Russian bots to destabilize democracy. However, independent analysts confirmed the senator’s words were indeed real, coherent, and remarkably accurate. “This is like seeing a solar eclipse during a Bigfoot sighting,” said one political scientist.

Historians Scramble

Historians quickly declared 2025 the year Ted Cruz delivered his first rational thought. Libraries are already reserving special glass cases to preserve the transcript. “We expect schoolchildren to read this single coherent statement right after the Constitution and before the Bill of Rights,” said a curator at the Library of Congress. Museums are reportedly considering adding a “Cruz Makes Sense” wing, though space is limited due to his usual nonsense.

Experts Warn It Won’t Last

Experts caution that this event is likely a one-time occurrence. “Do not expect consistency,” warned one analyst. “Within 48 hours, he’ll compare mask mandates to the Spanish Inquisition or demand NASA be defunded for being woke.” Still, the moment has given Americans something rare: unity in confusion. For once, both liberals and conservatives can agree on a single truth: Ted Cruz making sense feels deeply wrong.

Even Cruz himself seemed uneasy. After speaking, he reportedly paused and whispered, “Did I just… make a valid point?” before immediately blaming Canada for the error.

We’ll be teaching this in history books, right between the moon landing and the time McDonald’s tried pizza

Dr. Andrea Lutz, American Historical Comedy Society
TAGGED:Donald TrumpFCCJimmy KimmelTed Cruz

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