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Memorial Day 2025: Nation Unites to Grill, Chill, and Forget What Day It Is by 3 PM

Last updated: Sun, May 25, 2025 9:59 AM CT
By The Folly Times
4 Min Read

NEED TO KNOW

  • Memorial Day arrives and reminds Americans they still own lawn chairs and at least one flag-themed T-shirt.
  • Across the country, grills fire up, sunscreen goes ignored, and someone’s uncle is already debating brisket ratios.
  • Most citizens agree: no one really remembers the full meaning, but we’re just happy not to be at work.

Honoring the Fallen by Falling Asleep in a Pool Floatie

Memorial Day is a time to reflect. Also a time to wear Crocs with confidence and accidentally eat seven deviled eggs before noon.

While Americans paused to honor the fallen, they also fired up grills, misjudged mayo expiration dates, and tried to remember which flag napkin was theirs. Patriotic music played from Bluetooth speakers near coolers filled with beer, soda, and regret.

Dads everywhere took control of the grill like it was a classified military operation. Meanwhile, children dodged Roman candles and adults dodged uncles with strong opinions and sunburned necks.

Veterans Say “Please Stop Yelling Thank You During Cheeseburgers”

For many veterans, the day is both emotional and awkward. People mean well, but asking about combat trauma between mouthfuls of coleslaw isn’t ideal.

One Marine simply pointed to his plate and said, “Just let me enjoy this potato salad in peace.” Across the country, veterans nodded in agreement as strangers saluted near the slip ‘n slide.

Reminders were posted online that Memorial Day honors those who died in service. Not everyone remembered that, but everyone did remember to argue about lawn darts.

Burgers Eaten > Names Remembered > Sunscreens Applied

By mid-afternoon, the nation was full. Full of food, beer, and emotional whiplash from watching a military flyover followed by someone doing a cannonball into a kiddie pool.

Unofficial statistics showed that most Americans forgot what day it was by 3 PM. One man in Omaha thought it was Thursday. Another in Tampa declared it was “Second Sunday” and fell asleep holding a plate of ribs.

Target shelves were stripped clean of solo cups, patriotic streamers, and tiny American flags designed to blow away immediately.

Quote of the Moment

Memorial Day is about honoring the fallen, yes. But it’s also about falling directly into a lawn chair while holding ribs and a Budweiser.

Randy, wearing American flag Crocs and grilling in a sleeveless Punisher tee

TAGGED:American traditionsbackyard BBQgrilling seasonMemorial Day

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