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Trump Mobile Rebrands ‘Made in USA’ as ‘Emotionally Manufactured in America’

Last updated: Fri, June 27, 2025 8:00 AM CT
By The Folly Times
4 Min Read
Trump Mobile logo displayed on phone screen with blurry American flag in background
Trump Mobile: Still American if you squint hard enough

NEED TO KNOW

  • The Trump Organization has quietly dropped claims that the T1 phone is made in the U.S.
  • New slogan: “Designed with American values in mind, wherever that may be.”
  • Specs for the T1 were downgraded, while the price stayed patriotic at $499.
  • Trump Mobile now promises the launch will happen “sometime before Judgment Day.”

Marketing Switches from America First to America Adjacent

After hyping up Trump Mobile as a flagship product of American greatness, the Trump Organization has quietly updated its website, replacing bold promises of U.S. manufacturing with phrases that sound like they were written by a confused chatbot. The T1 phone, once touted as “Built in the USA,” is now described as “brought to life right here in the USA,” which experts agree could mean anywhere from Ohio to Outer Mongolia.

Specs Dip, Patriotism Remains High

While the phone’s size shrank from 6.78 inches to 6.25, and all mention of RAM vanished like classified documents at Mar-a-Lago, the $499 price tag remains steadfast. Analysts noted that the T1 now has the same specs as a 2016 Android phone left too close to a microwave. Still, loyal fans are expected to camp outside Bass Pro Shops in anticipation.

“Made in USA” Becomes “Might Be from Somewhere Safe”

Asked about the sudden change, a Trump Mobile spokesperson said, “Our phones are spiritually made in America. Like freedom, you can’t hold it, but you can believe in it.” The spokesperson then offered a MAGA hat with a USB cable sticking out of it for $79.99.

Tech Experts Sound the Vaporware Alarm

Critics were quick to pounce. “This thing has more red flags than a Chinese military parade,” said Todd Weaver of Purism, the only company actually making U.S.-built phones. “You don’t launch a domestic phone line with vague nationalism and wishful thinking — unless your business model is denial.”

Freedom Network Coverage Now Includes Florida and Select Bass Boats

Although Trump Mobile originally promised nationwide coverage, the latest FAQ update says service will be available “in America, depending on how you define America.” Early test users report the phone gets 5 bars inside Mar-a-Lago but no signal outside the Chick-fil-A in Tallahassee.

Quote of the Moment

America is a state of mind, and so is this phone

Donald Trump Jr.
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